[AnnonUSA]

Cannibals Jailed For Eating Dinner Party Friend

Mar 1 2008
A GROUP of cannibals have been locked up after they ate a friend who offered to cook them dinner.
Alexander Stepaniuk, 41, had invited four pals to his house for a meal.
But the teacher ended up on the menu after the two men and two women beat him to death with a hammer.
The cannibals, who had been drinking vodka, cut Mr Stepaniuk's body up before barbecuing the parts.
They were arrested after worried neighbours in Chernovtsi, Ukraine, called police.
Alexander Woytseshko, 34, Dmitri Chuba, 45, Lilia Kisilitsa, 23, and Svetlana Lupan, 26, admitted murder.
The monsters told cops: "We had nothing against him personally - we just wanted to see what human meat tasted like."
They were sentenced to between three years and life in prison.

[KO]

damm three yrs for canabalism, time to move to the Ukraine

[katchafire]

yum sounds tasty me thinks I will have some bbq man ribs with the special sauce please.

[FilLaB0NGo7]

if it was bbq human or death waiting for rescue, i would bbq human

but aside from that No plz

[ßü††|맧]

Originally Posted by katchafire

yum sounds tasty me thinks I will have some bbq man ribs with the special sauce please.

I'm more of a rump roast kinda guy myself.

[Gag]

If bludgeoning a man to death with a hammer, then cutting him to pieces, tossing him on the grill, and eating him only lands you 3 years in prison, I wonder what you'd get for stealing a car.

And just curious, how fucking drunk do you need to be before you say "I wonder what Jim's liver tastes like grilled and covered in BBQ sauce with a side of green beans and rice."

[elroypornlab]

Fuxxin creepy as people

[taco]

I dont really see a problem so long as they eat the meat. Waste not want not.

[Vapourised]

It's ok, he was probably gay

[Gag]

^Probably.

What straight man invites his friends over for a dinner party?

GHEY GHEY GHEY

[elroypornlab]

Man I want wear that chix in Vapourised avy as a fuckin hat

[FilLaB0NGo7]

I got so trashed today, I started making a thread around 4pm and I lost electricity, woke up 2hrs later and ate the rest of bday food

[AnnonUSA]

Originally Posted by elroypornlab

Man I want wear that chix in Vapourised avy as a fuckin hat

That would be his wife.....

[katchafire]

Originally Posted by elroypornlab

Man I want wear that chix in Vapourised avy as a fuckin hat

yeah that would be me.

[KO]

I think im gunna invite Lilia Kisilitsa over for a dinner party of my own in three years, shit shell only be 26 then