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10-15-2007, 01:42 PM
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| Hence, my self-loathing  AnnonUSA is Offline Join Date: Nov 2005 Location: USA
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    | Darwin Award nominee.... Posted: Monday, 15 October 2007 11:26AM Man Killed by Train After Putting Penny on the Tracks GREENWICH, Conn. (AP) -- Police say a man who was trying to entertain his family by putting a penny on the tracks has died after being struck by a train in Greenwich. Police say the man had jumped onto the tracks at the Riverside train station Sunday afternoon to place a penny on a track and show his wife and three daughters how it would be flattened by a train. Sgt. John Rizzitelli of the Metropolitan Transportation Authority says family members were trying to help him up get back on the platform. The Metro-North Railroad train, an express from Stamford to New York City, was traveling at about 75 mph when it struck the man. He died immediately. Police are withholding the man's name, pending notification of all of his relatives. --------------------------  | ||||
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10-15-2007, 01:47 PM
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| Whoa, It's Todd...  The_Egg is Offline Join Date: Mar 2007
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 | Re: Darwin Award nominee.... man that really sucks... It would be a little funny if he was drunk and his whole family was not watching. That would suck to die like that in front of your wife and 3 kids. | ||||
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10-15-2007, 01:58 PM
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| Brofessor  TheBagman is Offline Join Date: Apr 2005 Location: In the desert on a horse with no name.
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  | Re: Darwin Award nominee.... At least it was quick. I imagine the kids are traumatized. Get a pressure washer, and wash them brains off the tracks, and go on with business as usual. Just another day... | ||||
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10-15-2007, 02:28 PM
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| Uh, can I have some money  TheDriver is Offline Join Date: Jun 2006 Location: New Jersey
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| Re: Darwin Award nominee.... Think of the people who die of shit that they CANT see coming. When they get into the afterlife they will all be talking. Oh yeah, I got killed by a train putting pennies on the track, and another guy will be like, I got stabbed by some random crackhead. Oh that r nice. | ||||
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10-18-2007, 05:11 PM
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| Hey Mr. Funny Man, c'mere!  Gag is Offline Join Date: Sep 2007 Location: Kanata.
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 | Re: Darwin Award nominee.... Originally Posted by TheBagman
The original post was amusing, but that made me laugh out loud.
The guy was a fucking tool "Here kids, watch daddy put himself in an incredibly dangerous position so you can have the satisfaction of seeing this shiney penny get flattened!", I feel bad for the family and all, but that's something Homer Simpson would do. My only hope is the kids don't turn out to be as braindead as their old man. | ||||
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10-18-2007, 07:02 PM
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| Mean Old Bastard  ßü††|맧 is Offline Join Date: Dec 2005 Location: Willamette Valley
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 | Re: Darwin Award nominee.... Originally Posted by Gag
I bet they wont fuck around on RR tracks.
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10-18-2007, 11:27 PM
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| Cock Collector  katchafire is Offline Join Date: Apr 2006 Location: New Zealand
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 | Re: Darwin Award nominee.... poor fucken kids man. I mean imagine telling your mates how your dad died "yeah he was a tard that played on the train tracks and became a fritter" | ||||
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10-19-2007, 12:16 AM
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| Uh, can I have some money TheDriver is Offline Join Date: Jun 2006 Location: New Jersey
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| Re: Darwin Award nominee.... I wonder if they ever found the pennies? | ||||
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10-19-2007, 12:22 AM
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| Brofessor TheBagman is Offline Join Date: Apr 2005 Location: In the desert on a horse with no name.
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| Re: Darwin Award nominee.... Yeah, was it flattened?! | ||||
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