[TheBagman]

As far as I know this is an actual email to Iowan Senator Tom Harkin by one of his constituents.

> FORMS ARE GOING FAST- SIGN UP TODAY!
>
> Becoming Illegal (Actual letter from an Iowa resident and sent to
> his senator)
>
> The Honorable Tom Harkin
> 731 Hart Senate Office Building
> Phone (202) 224 3254
> Washington DC, 20510
>
> Dear Senator Harkin,
>
> As a native Iowan and excellent customer of the Internal Revenue
> Service, I am writing to ask for your assistance. I have contacted the
> Department of Homeland Security in an effort to determine the process for
> becoming an illegal alien and they referred me to you.
>
> My primary reason for wishing to change my status from U.S. Citizen
> to illegal alien stems from the bill which was recently passed by the Senate
> and for which you voted. If my understanding of this bill's provisions is
> accurate, a s an illegal alien who has been in the United States for five
> years, all I need to do to become a citizen is to pay a $2,000 fine and
> income taxes for three of the last fi ve years. I know a good deal when I
> see one and I am anxious to get the process started
> before everyone figures it out.
>
> Simply put, those of us who have been here legally have had to pay
> taxes every year so I'm excited about the prospect of avoiding two years of
> taxes in return for paying a $2,000 fine. Is there any way that I can apply
> to be illegal retroactively? This would yield an excellent result for me and
> my family because we paid heavy taxes in 2004 and 2005.
>
> Additionally, as an illegal alien I could begin using the local
> emergency room as my primary health care provider. Once I have stopped
> paying premiums for medical insurance, my accountant figures I could save
> almost $10,000 a year.
>
> Another benefit i n gaining illegal status would be that my daughter
> would receive preferential treatment relative to her law school
> applications, as well as "in-state" tuition rates for many colleges
> throughout the United States for my son.
>
> Lastly, I understan d that illegal status would relieve me of the
> burden of renewing my driver's license and making those burdensome car
> insurance premiums. This is very important to me given that I still have
> college age children driving my car.
>
> If you would provide me with an outline of the process to become
> illegal (retroactively if possible) and copies of the necessary forms, I
> would be most appreciative. Thank you for your assistance.
>
> Your Loyal Constituent,
> Donald R****
> Burlington , IA
>
> Get your Forms (NOW)!! Call your Internal Revenue Service
> 1-800-289-1040.
>
> Please pass this on to your friends so they can save on this great
> offer

[elroypornlab]

Mans got a point

[TacoSusio]

the man's an idiot.