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| You Want Mustard on That? | Dumb Asses, Beer and Guns = Man uses gun to scratch back; shoots himself 12:15 PM CDT on Tuesday, May 13, 2008 By KIMBERLY DURNAN / The Dallas Morning News FORT WORTH — A Fort Worth man trying to scratch an itch on his back used a revolver and accidentally shot himself. Jorge Espinal, 44, was drinking beer and playing poker around 3 a.m. Sunday morning in his home in the 3500 block of Montague Street, when he got up from the table and walked into another room, said Fort Worth police Lt. Kenneth Dean. “He told officers he had an itch on his back and grabbed the first thing he could get a hold of, which was a revolver,” Lt. Dean said. “The gun went off." Espinal went back and told his buddies that he shot himself. “They didn’t believe him until they saw the blood coming down his back,” Lt. Dean said. Espinal was taken to an area hospital where he was treated and released with non-life-threatening injuries. |
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| Hey Mr. Funny Man, c'mere! | Re: Dumb Asses, Beer and Guns = They didn't believe him? Man if you're too shitfaced to hear a gun go off in the next room odds are you're too shitfaced to play poker. And on the topic of idiots shooting themselves, some local cop shot himself in the leg a couple days ago while partaking in a police raid. Same douchebag poured my booze out last year, JUSTICE! |
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| I'm a high school congraduate. | Re: Dumb Asses, Beer and Guns = This is why I dont own guns, the 3 dont mix. |
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| I love cock fighting | Re: Dumb Asses, Beer and Guns = Thank god. I almost thought this was taco. ![]() |
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| I'm a high school congraduate. | Re: Dumb Asses, Beer and Guns = I was think Elroy? Anybody heard from him? |
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| Fucking Brutal | Re: Dumb Asses, Beer and Guns = |
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| I love cock fighting | Re: Dumb Asses, Beer and Guns = How did you make out? |
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| Fucking Brutal | Re: Dumb Asses, Beer and Guns = up 800 after ohhh a million or so hands |
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