[TheBagman]

HURRICANE SEASON IS OVER!
Neal Boortz

The hurricane experts are now telling us that the season is essentially over. There will be no more hurricanes this year. Oops ... I meant to say that there will be NO hurricanes this year. None. We've gone through the season and not one single hurricane has touched the United States.

Now that doesn't mean we didn't have our moments of irrational panic. Florida officials rushed to close schools and declare states of emergency a month or so ago when a tropical depression ran up the Florida east coast. After all, we don't want those school busses out there on the roads when the wind blows over 25 miles per hour (as it does in nearly every Florida thunderstorm) now do we?

Well this is all good news, right? Well .. if you live in Florida if might be good news. But for the nation's global warming alarmists this is not good news at all. The global warming crowd was hope, truly hoping for a devastating hurricane season. After Katrina last year they were sounding the alarms over even more hideous destruction to come this year --- all because of those SUVs causing all of that global warming around the world.

Well -- it didn't happen. In fact, the sea surface temperatures in the portion of the Atlantic where these storms are bred declined a degree or two. Now how in the world is that going to happen when we're experiencing so much global warming?

By the way ... those low gas prices you see out there? No, George Bush hasn't lowered the prices because of the election, though if you were "educated" in a government school you might well believe that. Those gas prices went up in the first place in part because of the global warming scare. The screams and howls of the global warming crowd caused those who trade in oil futures to bid the price up. Way up. After all ... all of those category 5 hurricanes that were going to rip into the oil production areas of the Gulf of Mexico were going to cause a huge disruption in our oil production and refining capacity. When time passed without any of those killer hurricanes the prices of crude started to decline as the traders took their hits. Result? Lower gas prices.

Take heart, global warmistas! There's always next year! People aren't really getting that much smarter, so you'll be able to work your anti-capitalist, global warming agenda again.

http://boortz.com/nuze/200610/10092006.html#hurricane

No Hurricanes! Bad news for global warming enthusiasts!.

[gilligan]

damn hippies.

[FilLaB0NGo7]

god damn them and their propaganda

[AnnonUSA]

Well as true as the gas pricing revelation is, you can be certain that the pending elections are playing a part in the crude oil futures......And it is not a wild strech of the imagination to see why.

[TheBagman]

Originally Posted by AnnonUSA

Well as true as the gas pricing revelation is, you can be certain that the pending elections are playing a part in the crude oil futures......And it is not a wild strech of the imagination to see why.

Yep, because every morning when good ole' George logs into his presidential computer he has 3 spots and picks 3 numbers and puts those numbers into those spots and those three numbers are what the gas prices will be that day.

[AnnonUSA]

Originally Posted by da420

Yep, because every morning when good ole' George logs into his presidential computer he has 3 spots and picks 3 numbers and puts those numbers into those spots and those three numbers are what the gas prices will be that day.

I knew you were in on the secret.