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07-03-2007, 12:11 PM
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| I'm a high school congraduate.  taco is Offline Join Date: Jan 2006 Location: Where it's warm
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     | Man beats cock, goes to jail. Man Beats Peacock He Says Was Vampire Tuesday, July 3, 2007 at 12:40am NEW YORK -- A peacock that roamed into a fast-food restaurant parking lot was attacked by man who vilified the bird as a vampire, animal-control authorities said. Beaten so fiercely that most of his tail feathers fell out, the bird was euthanized, said Richard Gentles, a spokesman for the city's Center for Animal Care and Control. "It's just unbelievable that someone would do something to a poor, defenseless animal and do it in such a cruel fashion," he said. The peacock, a male several years old, wandered into a Staten Island Burger King parking lot and perched on a car hood Thursday morning. Charmed employees had been feeding him bread when the man appeared. He seized the iridescent bird by the neck, hurled it to the ground and started kicking and stomping the creature, said worker Felicia Finnegan, 19. "He was going crazy," she said. Asked what he was doing, she said, the attacker explained, "'I'm killing a vampire!'" Employees called police, but the man ran when he saw them. Authorities were looking for the attacker, described as being in his teens or early 20s. It was not clear how the bird made his way to the Burger King, but a Staten Island resident who raises peacocks said he had given some to a person who lives near the restaurant. | ||||
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07-03-2007, 12:14 PM
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| Brofessor  TheBagman is Offline Join Date: Apr 2005 Location: In the desert on a horse with no name.
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  | Re: Man beats cock, goes to jail. Guy needs to lay off the PCP... | ||||
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07-03-2007, 01:29 PM
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| Hence, my self-loathing  AnnonUSA is Offline Join Date: Nov 2005 Location: USA
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| Re: Man beats cock, goes to jail. Originally Posted by TheBagman
Oh come on! Like you didn't know that peacocks were fucking Vampires!
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07-28-2007, 11:41 PM
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| Available for parties  Do You Believe In Magic? is Offline Join Date: Jul 2007 Location: In a sound proof basement with no windows
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  | Re: Man beats cock, goes to jail. I would have done the same thing. Peacocks are evil beast's God put on this earth to make all of mankind suffer. I'm glad the peacock is dead. One less satanic bird to worry about chasing people around. | ||||
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07-28-2007, 11:46 PM
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| Fucking Brutal  elroypornlab is Offline Join Date: Nov 2005 Location: Stupified
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| Re: Man beats cock, goes to jail. Originally Posted by TheBagman
He's probably got SHIV
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07-29-2007, 12:32 AM
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| Welcome to the new kind of crazy  Edubs is Offline Join Date: Feb 2007 Location: west of the mississippi
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 | Re: Man beats cock, goes to jail. dude vampire are dangerous, even if the bird was not one we need take no chances, when I can get a gun I am getting one just for zombies, I swear they are coming sooner or later, arm yourselves friends before it is too late. | ||||
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