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10-08-2007, 08:55 PM
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| Musical Companion  The_Egg is Offline Join Date: Mar 2007
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   | Man Faces Prison For Doughnut Theft It's a hefty price for a pastry: A man accused of stealing a 52-cent doughnut could face time in jail. Authorities said Scott A. Masters, 41, slipped the doughnut into his sweat shirt without paying, then pushed away a clerk who tried to stop him as he fled the store. The push is being treated as minor assault, which transforms a misdemeanor shoplifting charge to a strong-armed robbery with a potential prison term of five to 15 years. Because he has a criminal history, prosecutors say they could seek 30 years. "Strong-arm robbery? Over a doughnut? That's impossible," Masters told the St. Louis Post-Dispatch from jail. He admitted that he took the pastry but denied touching the employee. "There's no way I would've pushed a woman over a doughnut." Farmington Police Chief Rick Baker said state law treats the shoplifting and assault as forcibly stealing property. The amount of force and value of the property doesn't matter. "It's not the doughnut," Baker said. "It's the assault." Masters said he didn't even get to enjoy his ill-gotten gains: He threw the doughnut away as he fled. ---------------------------------------------------------------------- Glad they got that repeat offender off the street | ||||
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10-08-2007, 09:00 PM
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| Brofessor  TheBagman is Offline Join Date: Apr 2005 Location: In the desert on a horse with no name.
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    | Re: Man Faces Prison For Doughnut Theft hahaha i was just about to post this but you beat me to it by about five minutes | ||||
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10-08-2007, 09:20 PM
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| Mean Old Bastard  ßü††|맧 is Offline Join Date: Dec 2005 Location: Willamette Valley
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 | Re: Man Faces Prison For Doughnut Theft Don't fuck with a cops snack cake. | ||||
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10-08-2007, 09:21 PM
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| 20 oz soda for an extra $1.99  FilLaB0NGo7 is Offline Join Date: Feb 2006 Location: InsaneTerrain
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| Re: Man Faces Prison For Doughnut Theft well, he's a retard for stealing a 50 cent donut yes, but I would need to see the tape to make a real call on the assult, if the lady was being a cunt bag and getting all in his face then fuck it, hit her, I think she should have just called the police on him and laughed. | ||||
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10-08-2007, 09:23 PM
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| Brofessor TheBagman is Offline Join Date: Apr 2005 Location: In the desert on a horse with no name.
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| Re: Man Faces Prison For Doughnut Theft Originally Posted by The_Egg
Yeah, I was reading it on Digg, and then I copied the article, and then clicked new posts and there you are stolen my article.
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10-08-2007, 09:54 PM
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| Brofessor TheBagman is Offline Join Date: Apr 2005 Location: In the desert on a horse with no name.
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| Re: Man Faces Prison For Doughnut Theft Yes, yes it would... | ||||
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10-08-2007, 10:03 PM
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| I'll smoke it for you baby!  Jeff Limpio is Offline Join Date: Jun 2006 Location: In a world without ShiTvers!!!
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 | Re: Man Faces Prison For Doughnut Theft Originally Posted by The_Egg
If we let these cocksuckers get away with the small shit just imagine all of the other shit the fuckers will try to get away with.
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10-08-2007, 10:09 PM
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| Musical Companion The_Egg is Offline Join Date: Mar 2007
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| Re: Man Faces Prison For Doughnut Theft Originally Posted by TacoLimpio
your right, if they let him go he will prob just go steal a whole cheese cake next week.
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10-08-2007, 10:11 PM
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| I'll smoke it for you baby! Jeff Limpio is Offline Join Date: Jun 2006 Location: In a world without ShiTvers!!!
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| Re: Man Faces Prison For Doughnut Theft Originally Posted by The_Egg
Not a cheese cake, but a fucking Snickers bar!
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10-08-2007, 10:47 PM
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| 20 oz soda for an extra $1.99 FilLaB0NGo7 is Offline Join Date: Feb 2006 Location: InsaneTerrain
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| Re: Man Faces Prison For Doughnut Theft at least when I got caught I had a couple hundred bones worth of electronics .gif ":pointandlaugh:") you are supposed to get all the crimes you plan to do out of your system while your a juvenile.  | ||||
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10-08-2007, 10:49 PM
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| I'll smoke it for you baby! Jeff Limpio is Offline Join Date: Jun 2006 Location: In a world without ShiTvers!!!
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| Re: Man Faces Prison For Doughnut Theft Originally Posted by FilLaB0NGo7
Vibrators and anal penetrators aren't really classified as electronics.
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10-08-2007, 11:53 PM
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| Where you at dog?  TheDriver is Offline Join Date: Jun 2006 Location: New Jersey
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| Re: Man Faces Prison For Doughnut Theft I say he should sue the bitch who tried to stop him for gross negligence. If you get hurt trying to stop someone from stealing a donut, then you are at fault for escalating a non situation. | ||||
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