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EL CERRITO, Calif. - November 4, 2006 - A man was arrested on suspicion of carrying a concealed weapon after police found him outdoors - naked - and he told them he had a tool in his rectum, authorities said.
The man was lying on a tree stump, masturbating beside a nature path, near a Bay Area Rapid Transit station Thursday, police said.

John Sheehan, 33, of Pittsburg, was initially arrested on suspicion of indecent exposure. But when asked whether he was carrying anything police should know about, Sheehan mentioned the tool, said El Cerrito Detective Cpl. Don Horgan.

"You can't get much more concealed than that," Horgan said.

Officers drew their weapons and firefighters were called to the scene. Sheehan removed a 6-inch metal awl wrapped in black electrical tape without incident.

Sheehan, who was paroled from state prison last week, was then booked into jail on suspicion of parole violations, indecent exposure and one felony count of possessing a concealed weapon.

"When you're talking about an awl or an ice pick and you're dealing with somebody who's fresh out of prison, it's a weapon. That's a stabbing instrument," Horgan said.

It was not immediately clear what Sheehan was on parole for. A person answering the phone at the jail Friday night did not know whether Sheehan had a lawyer.

(Copyright 2006 by The Associated Press. All Rights Reserved.)

[daiseyduked]

well it's too bad he's fresh from prison.....33 too.

[AnnonUSA]

Well if he like sticking ice picks up his ass he belongs in jail.

[daiseyduked]

i kinda liked that about him...

[AnnonUSA]

Are you OK Daisey?

[daiseyduked]

lol...just hungry

[TheBagman]

Originally Posted by AnnonUSA

Well if he like sticking ice picks up his ass he belongs in jail.

Not necisarily. That's my favorite past time.

[scarymoose]

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So here's the dumb bastard waiting for the train when he gets a hankering for a wankering and he can't wait to get home b4 doing the deed? Obviously we need to be locking up dumbshits also.

[Ricky L.]

Maybe he did it because he knows that he simply needs to be prison

[TheBagman]

I honestly can't wait to get into prison.

[elroypornlab]

Originally Posted by Crunk Jewz

Not necisarily. That's my favorite past time.

I seen him

[Ricky L.]

Originally Posted by Crunk Jewz

I honestly can't wait to get into prison.

Are you sure about that. You going to have to worry about getting raped and things of that nature. Not only will u probaly be raped, but u gotta beat someone up if u want any respect at all. Otherwise if u dont u'll be seen as weak and even more a target for rape and getting beat up.

[scarymoose]

when i thought i was going in, my plan was
the first day at lunch when someone trys to steal my food, i stab them in the nek with a fork then start beating them until the gaurds pull me off