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Old 08-31-2006, 04:46 AM   #1
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Pilot locked out of cockpit during flight
Wed Aug 30, 2006 8:00 PM BST
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OTTAWA (Reuters) - The pilot of a Canadian airliner who went to the washroom during a flight found himself locked out of the cockpit, forcing the crew to remove the door from its hinges to let him back in, the airline said on Wednesday.

The incident occurred aboard a flight from Ottawa to Winnipeg on Saturday. The regional jet, capable of carrying 50 people, was operated by Air Canada's Jazz subsidiary.

Jazz spokeswoman Manon Stewart said that with 30 minutes of the flight to go, the pilot went to the washroom, leaving the first officer in charge. But when he tried to get back into the cockpit, the door would not open.

"The door malfunctioned ... this is a very rare occurrence," Stewart said, adding that the crew's decision to remove the door had been in line with company policy.



A report in the Ottawa Citizen newspaper said that for about 10 minutes "passengers described seeing the pilot bang on the door and communicating with the cockpit though an internal telephone, but being unable to open the door".

Stewart said the paper's report was "a bit dramatic" and stressed that at no time had the plane or passengers been in danger. She did not say how many people had been on board.

Air Canada is a unit of ACE Aviation Holdings Inc..



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Old 08-31-2006, 05:09 AM   #2
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OK, so there was no co-pilot? Why couldn't this guy hold it for 30 Minutes? That's what he gets for eating the in flight meal. And if it's that easy for them to remove the door, why couldn't a terrorist do it? Fuckin Eh!
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Old 08-31-2006, 08:09 AM   #3
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canadians cant even open doors?
haaaa and you think your so tough with all your free health care
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Old 08-31-2006, 08:39 AM   #4
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Pull not Push. Jeeze.
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Old 08-31-2006, 08:52 AM   #5
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ill push you
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Old 08-31-2006, 10:39 AM   #6
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Old 08-31-2006, 11:52 AM   #7
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Re: queue your canadian jokes.

it was a door malfunction!!
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Old 08-31-2006, 12:24 PM   #8
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They should drug test the pilot. I'll bet that's what he was doing the the bathroom.
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Old 08-31-2006, 12:25 PM   #9
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u americans are so dramatic
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Old 08-31-2006, 12:33 PM   #10
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Re: queue your canadian jokes.

Originally Posted by daiseyduked View Post
it was a door malfunction!!
Yeah we're a bunch of drama queens eh.

What kind of commercial co-pilots couldn't land a plane?
He probably got high, then in his stoned stupor figured he'd think outside of the box after trying to push a pull door, and take the thing apart.
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Old 08-31-2006, 12:44 PM   #11
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didn't someone on this site do the same thing one time? I mean, they were stoned and went to a store and couldn't get through the door because they were pushing instead of pulling and there was a cop in the store?
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lmao........^^^^

good! i hope his excuse was that he's a stoner.....
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I don't remember...maybe it wasn't this site...
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