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03-13-2008, 03:38 PM
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| Mean Old Bastard  ßü††|맧 is Offline Join Date: Dec 2005 Location: Willamette Valley
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    | Truth IS stranger than fiction. U.S. woman sits on toilet for 2 years BEIJING, March 13 (Xinhuanet) -- A U.S. woman spent approximately two years sitting on the toilet in her boyfriend's home before he finally called police for help, according to media reports Thursday. Ness County Sheriff Bryan Whipple said the 35-year-old woman's skin had grown around the seat. She refused medical services at first but was finally convinced that she needed to be checked out at a hospital. "We pried the toilet seat off with a pry bar and the seat went with her to the hospital," Whipple said. "The hospital removed it." "She was not glued. She was not tied. She was just physically stuck by her body," Whipple said. "It is hard to imagine. ... I still have a hard time imagining it myself." The boyfriend told police he brought the woman food and water and asked her to come out of the bathroom everyday. "And her reply would be, 'Maybe tomorrow,'" Whipple said. "According to him, she did not want to leave the bathroom." But the boyfriend never explained why he took two years to make the call. Whipple also said that investigators planned to present their report to the county attorney, who will determine whether any charges should be filed against the woman's 36-year-old boyfriend. Police have declined to release the couple's names, but the house where authorities say the incident happened is listed in public records as the residence of Kory McFarren, as media reported.
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03-13-2008, 03:41 PM
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| Where you at dog?  TheDriver is Offline Join Date: Jun 2006 Location: New Jersey
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 | Re: Truth IS stranger than fiction. Charges? She didn't want to come out. | ||||
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03-13-2008, 03:45 PM
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| Mean Old Bastard ßü††|맧 is Offline Join Date: Dec 2005 Location: Willamette Valley
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| Re: Truth IS stranger than fiction. There's a reality show if evar I saw one. | ||||
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03-13-2008, 03:51 PM
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| Hence, my self-loathing  AnnonUSA is Offline Join Date: Nov 2005 Location: USA
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 | Re: Truth IS stranger than fiction. She must have smelled pretty good too..... | ||||
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03-13-2008, 04:03 PM
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| Mean Old Bastard ßü††|맧 is Offline Join Date: Dec 2005 Location: Willamette Valley
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| Re: Truth IS stranger than fiction. How would you like to have been one of those emergency workers? Wife: How was your day Honey? Hubby: I litterally pried some broad off of a toilet. Get Me A BEER.. | ||||
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03-13-2008, 04:42 PM
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| Musical Companion  The_Egg is Offline Join Date: Mar 2007
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 | Re: Truth IS stranger than fiction. lol this is great, So she just sat on the toilet? I cant imagine what she must have ate to make her sit on the toilet for the first 20 minutes. And do you think she still gave blow jobs to her boyfriend? | ||||
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03-13-2008, 04:45 PM
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| Hence, my self-loathing AnnonUSA is Offline Join Date: Nov 2005 Location: USA
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| Re: Truth IS stranger than fiction. Originally Posted by The_Egg
Do you think he still wanted them?
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03-13-2008, 04:55 PM
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| Musical Companion The_Egg is Offline Join Date: Mar 2007
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| Re: Truth IS stranger than fiction. Originally Posted by AnnonUSA
He was living with a woman sitting on the toilet for 2 years. Yes I do think he wanted her to suck his dick while he sat on the sink. And speaking of the sink how much do you want to bet, even though she was living in a bathroom that she never washed her hands after she shit. And she must not have whipped her ass because that would involve your ass leaving the seat just a little.
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03-13-2008, 04:57 PM
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| Hence, my self-loathing AnnonUSA is Offline Join Date: Nov 2005 Location: USA
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| Re: Truth IS stranger than fiction. .gif ":puke:") | ||||
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03-13-2008, 06:51 PM
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| Cock Collector  katchafire is Offline Join Date: Apr 2006 Location: New Zealand
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 | Re: Truth IS stranger than fiction. and was there another bathroom in the house for the boyfriend to use? because were would he go for a dump in the morning? | ||||
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03-13-2008, 07:03 PM
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| Musical Companion The_Egg is Offline Join Date: Mar 2007
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| Re: Truth IS stranger than fiction. No plumbing problems in that 2 years? Boyfriend - "Well the bathroom is right there" Plumber - "Ill wait till shes done" Boyfriend - "No its fine she likes visitors" Toilet Lady - "come on in sweetie, I don't bite" Plumber - "What the fuck is going on here" Boyfriend - "Would you like a sandwich while you work? I keep a few on Ice in the back of the toilet for my snuggles" Toilet lady - "Your such a good boyfriend" Plumber - "you smell like shit lady" Boyfriend - "Thats no way to talk to my snuggles, Your fired" Plumber - "Can I still get a sandwich?" Boyfriend - "I'm calling Shivers to come kick your ass" Plumber - "LMFAO" | ||||
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03-17-2008, 12:33 PM
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| Hey Mr. Funny Man, c'mere!  Gag is Offline Join Date: Sep 2007 Location: Kanata.
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 | Re: Truth IS stranger than fiction. How desperate was that guy? If after 24 hours my girlfriend refused to leave the bathroom for any reason other than 'lady troubles' I would physically toss her ass out my front door and wish her the best of luck. He's weirder than her in my opinion. | ||||
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03-17-2008, 01:06 PM
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| 20 oz soda for an extra $1.99  FilLaB0NGo7 is Offline Join Date: Feb 2006 Location: InsaneTerrain
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