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05-30-2008, 03:53 PM
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| Mean Old Bastard  ßü††|맧 is Offline Join Date: Dec 2005 Location: Willamette Valley
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    | Woman marries Berlin Wall Woman marries Berlin Wall after medical condition causes her to find objects sexier than men Tuesday, 27 May 2008: A Swedish woman who married the Berlin Wall has been having an affair - with a fence. Eija-Riitta tied the knot with the 47-year-old Soviet-built cold war icon in 1979, which was designed to separate East and West Germany, but after it fell her eyes wandered to a garden fence. Eija, who at 54-years-old is a bit of a cradle-snatcher, admitted once fancying the Great Wall of China but said: "The Great Wall is attractive but he's too thick. My husband is sexier." Eija suffers from a medical condition known as Objectum-Sexual which means she prefers inanimate objects to men. She took part in the weird ceremony in 1979 at the foot of the wall, with a party of invited guests. And, unlike the rest of the world, she was devastated when the wall was torn down after the collapse of Soviet communism in 1989. She said: "What they did was awful. They mutilated my husband." Explaining her condition she said: "I find long slim things with horizontal lines very sexy. "The Great Wall of China is attractive but my husband is sexier." Not so sexy anymore - after her 'husband' fell, she dated the fence for several years. She's not the only person to suffer from Objectum-Sexual. A 43-year-old British woman who is registered as having the condition claims to be currently dating a stereo named Jake. Source | ||||
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05-30-2008, 04:40 PM
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| You Want Mustard on That?  AnnonUSA is Offline Join Date: Nov 2005 Location: USA
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  | Re: Woman marries Berlin Wall Objectum-Sexual? Why do we not just call crazy fuckin idiots "Crazy Fucking Idiots"? I hardly recognize this planet anymore.... | ||||
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05-30-2008, 09:06 PM
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| Mean Old Bastard ßü††|맧 is Offline Join Date: Dec 2005 Location: Willamette Valley
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| Re: Woman marries Berlin Wall Does she sound strangely like the guy who had sex with cars or the other guy who was caught screwing his bicycle? | ||||
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05-30-2008, 11:25 PM
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| I love cock fighting  TheDriver is Offline Join Date: Jun 2006 Location: New Jersey
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 | Re: Woman marries Berlin Wall In related new, TheBagman marries the MySQL server that stores the MIIDAJ database. | ||||
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05-31-2008, 05:49 AM
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| I'm a high school congraduate.  taco is Offline Join Date: Jan 2006 Location: Where it's warm
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| Re: Woman marries Berlin Wall Originally Posted by ßü††|맧
Cant forget the guy caught screwing his picnic table.....
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05-31-2008, 07:09 AM
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| Mean Old Bastard ßü††|맧 is Offline Join Date: Dec 2005 Location: Willamette Valley
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| Re: Woman marries Berlin Wall Originally Posted by TheDriver
Which input port/ports is he using to satisfy his carnal desires or is this a marriage of convenience?
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06-01-2008, 08:47 AM
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| EZLN  elroypornlab is Offline Join Date: Nov 2005 Location: Chiapas, Mexico
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| Re: Woman marries Berlin Wall huh? | ||||
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