[The_Egg]

PATERSON, New Jersey (AP) -- Daisy Valdivia is annoyed that someone stole her backyard pool -- and baffled at how they did it without leaving behind a splash, drip or trace of the 1,000 gallons of water it contained.
Valdivia awoke to find her family's hip-high, inflatable, 10-foot diameter swimming pool gone from her back yard Wednesday.
Valdivia told The Record of Bergen County the theft must have occurred between 1 a.m., when her husband went to bed, and 5 a.m., when she awoke.
She's amazed someone could steal the pool that quickly and just wanted to know "what the heck they did with the water," she said.
Valdivia told The Herald News of Passaic County that she was surprised the thieves chose the pool to steal.
"We have two grills, chairs, umbrellas, they're much easier to take," she told the paper.
Paterson police told The Herald News the theft was apparently planned.
"Someone took a little time and effort thinking about this," Lt. Anthony Traina of the Paterson Police Department said. "This wasn't just walking by and snatching a bike. That tells us something, too."




lol wtf

[FilLaB0NGo7]

Personally I woulda put it 'The World' forum but... that's fucked up there's no water.. something isn't right with that story..

[The_Egg]

wonder how much insurance they had on it? A scam Prob.

or it was lego man, he can lift 1,000 x his own weight i hear.

[FilLaB0NGo7]

that's a small fucking pool, probably 20-30niggers or spics just picked the fucker up and walked next door or maybe to a trailer of some sort, but that would require a white person with a vehicle... but the white guy should have had enough brains to take the bbq grill.

[The_Egg]

I agreed about the grill

[ßü††|맧]

I'll bet it was taken by a UFO, water and all. Not those pussy dumbass aliens from the movie Signs either, intelligent aliens.

[FilLaB0NGo7]

[TheDriver]

Originally Posted by The_Egg

"This wasn't just walking by and snatching a bike. That tells us something, too."

Gotta love how observent the police are.

[AnnonUSA]

Paterson is a shithole!

And in 4 hours you could drain the pool, deflate it, roll it up and walk away with it simply. It's been raining for days here, the pool water would have flowed out, dried up or mixed into the standing water puddles from the rain.

Fuckin rocket scientists.....

[The_Egg]

So hows your new pool annon?

[taco]

maybe a bunch aof really thirsty spics stole it.

[TheDriver]

Interesting theory taco.

[taco]

Feel sorry for the 7-11 they stopped at next.

[TheBagman]

It was the work of the government.