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| Tags: aunt, fatwa, materbate, mohammed the prophet, mom, niece, penis, porn, pron, sister |
| View Poll Results: if your sister/mom/niece/aunt is a porn star, is it wrong to beat off to her vids? | |||
| yes it's WRONG! and you're going to hell | | 2 | 40.00% |
| yes, it's wrong, but only if she's ugly | | 3 | 60.00% |
| no, fap away! | | 2 | 40.00% |
| no, it's not wrong, if she's just sucking cock in the vid | | 1 | 20.00% |
| no, it's not wrong, if you're drunk/high/both | | 1 | 20.00% |
| Multiple Choice Poll. Voters: 5. You may not vote on this poll | |||
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| the szooze button on a smoke alarm | i was thrashing mohammed the prophet when the phone rang being the ambidextrous and thoughtful person that i am, i turned the volume down and answered. we chatted for a bit about this and that, ended our conversation and mohammed the prophet issued his fatwa neatly into the toilet paper i had at the ready. while washing up, this question occurred to me and i thought we might explore this complex issue together.. if your sister/mom/niece/aunt is a porn star, is it wrong to beat off to her vids? what if she's just sucking cock in the vid? yes it's WRONG! and you're goig to hell yes, it's wrong, but only if she's ugly no, fap away! no, it's not wrong, if she's just sucking cock in the vid no, it's not wrong, if you're drunk/high/both |
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| Brofessor | Re: i was thrashing mohammed the prophet when the phone rang I dunno, maybe if it was shivers sister... |
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| the szooze button on a smoke alarm | Re: i was thrashing mohammed the prophet when the phone rang |
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| Brofessor | Re: i was thrashing mohammed the prophet when the phone rang |
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| Mean Old Bastard | Re: i was thrashing mohammed the prophet when the phone rang Have at it, my sister told me it was alright. |
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| Mean Old Bastard | Re: i was thrashing mohammed the prophet when the phone rang Just got off the phone with Mom and she concurs. |
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| Fucking Brutal | Re: i was thrashing mohammed the prophet when the phone rang Either way Fap Fap Fap |
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| Mean Old Bastard | Re: i was thrashing mohammed the prophet when the phone rang I just got off the blower with my aunt Gloria and she made it unanimous. Come to think of it her nickname is The Blower. |
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