[Silent Steve]

Some of you guys already know this, but one of my good friends is The Mormon.
Now every once in a while I will show up at walgreen's where The Mormon works on a special day; floor waxing day! That means The Jehova will be there! The last time I went to walgreens on floor waxing day the jehova brought a special treat.
http://www.watchtower.org/e/kn37/article_01.htm
If you don't feel like reading it I'll give you a quick overview, The article is Called "The End of False Religion, the only part that is really that important is this line.
"In a sudden, shocking move, the world’s political powers will turn on false religion and completely destroy her!"
It goes on to claim jehova is the one true religion blah blah blah.

Now The Mormon and The Jehova get into it on the best of days. This was not one of those days! And your's truly had front row seats!

It started out with The Jehova giving The Mormon and me a pamphlet, which claimed his religion to be false and my non existent one to be... well bad I guess. (although we have the Jehova convinced I'm a nordic pagan.)

So first the Mormon starts laughing, and asks when the government was going to rise up against false religion.
The Jehova says 3 years.
I chip in with "Is this like that time you guys predicted the end of the world in the 20's?"
Now the mormons really laughing his ass off!
Jehova says "the mormons are a false religion, joseph smith has nothing to do with the bible, they're all heretics.

The mormon stops laughing...
he starts pointing out the problems with jehova's (most of this was over my head, something about a trinity document, he mentioned a lot of scripture, they wont' fight for their country, they won't take blood, and they can't have birthdays. "Why would they leave you alone you won't even fight in a war!" - I remember that part

"Odin will protect my people" I say

So then the jehova asks the mormon if he would convert if a soldier came into his church put a gun to his head and told him it was jehova or death.

Ok the mormon is pissed at this point, I seriously thought he was going to punch him (Which is not above the mormon)

He tells him no I would die before I converted to your cult!

I was laughing throught this entire exchange, most of it I don't even remember, at this point the jehova storms out, before he even started waxing the floor.
It was a good night.

Mormon 1
Jehova 0

[daiseyduked]

i got that pamphlet too not just 2 weeks ago i'd say.

[gilligan]

the morman for life!

[TheBagman]

That Mormon sure showed him.

[gilligan]

they both will knock on your door. discuss.

[TacoSusio]

i had one of those fuckers come up to me in a walmart parking lot recently. tried to hand me a piece of paper i wouldn't take it so he said 'what would jesus do?' to which i replied 'he'd suck my dick, again!' it was quite amusing seeing the gamut of emotions play out across his face before he walked away.
iconpwnd!

[Ricky L.]

MORMONS GO TO HELL 21 DAYS FASTER!!!!!!!!!1

[TacoShivers]

I see youre finally posting in your correct sub-forum.

[Slutter McGee]

Mormon's are far cooler...and usually hotter than Johova's Witnesses. I once stayed with a mormon family that had 5 daughters age 14-20. Now that was enjoyable.

Slutter McGee

[TheBagman]

I'd hit it.

[Slutter McGee]

Originally Posted by Crunk Jewz

I'd hit it.

All of them at once. 4 slightly underage but fully developed mormon sisters and one of age. Now if that ain't a porn fantasy then I don't no what is. I would like to inform the forum of an experience I once encountered. I took a drunk guy home from an after bar party at my apartment. When I returned there were two girls naked on my bed eating each other out. I tried to join in but was given very little attention. It was a slightly dissapointing experience. I did however get to fuck one of the females later that morning but unfortunately I was so intoxicated it took me a long time to recieve an errection.

That is my story, and I stand by it

Slutter McGee

[TacoSusio]

lol, pwnd on your own bed.