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02-12-2008, 06:41 PM
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| MIIDAJs street warrior  ChuckThe MIIDAJ?StreetBum is Offline Join Date: Jan 2008 Location: In the back Alley of MIIDAJ?s red light district
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  | Walmarts: alien training camp? I think so,  IF you really look at what's going on there you will see. All the employee's have odd shape skull's. They can never count my change right, they all have a strange oder (not that I'm a rose) but they smell odd. Now I'm not saying they are all alien's but most are. I am pretty sure they ship them around on all the Walmart trucks you see on the highway. THEY train them to act human. They don't even make good humans. They are ugly. With there twitchy eye's and a limp when they walk. You never really see them doing anything and that is because they are just watching you. Learning from you as you grab a deal on a new pair of boxers.  The best advise I can give to you is as follows: 1. always make eye contact 2. When they watch you, you watch them 3. Try not to talk to them (they may return to there natural form and tear your brain and spine out of the top of your skull) 4. You will never find a employee around the floor lamps (they must have some kind of power that the aliens to not like), There you can gather your thoughts 5. Never use large bills because Aliens can not count very well 6. The Greeters are the ones who are almost ready to be released into the public (that's why they get a window) 7. Never use the restroom, thats where they watch you the most 8. Try not to pay attention to the Walmart TVs that play throughout the store. You may hear something you wish you had not. 9. Never go into the sowing area 10. If they run after you, you had better run. | ||||
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02-12-2008, 06:54 PM
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| ready to roll  Corey Haim is Offline Join Date: Jan 2008
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 | Re: Walmarts: alien training camp? I get lost in Wal-Mart when I take to many drug's and your right they do watch you like they are taking notes. | ||||
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02-12-2008, 06:55 PM
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| Super Star  Cory Feldman is Offline Join Date: Jan 2008
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| Re: Walmarts: alien training camp? ^ Party Animal | ||||
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02-12-2008, 07:22 PM
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| You Want Mustard on That?  AnnonUSA is Offline Join Date: Nov 2005 Location: USA
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   | Re: Walmarts: alien training camp? 11. Never fall asleep in a Walmart, especially if you see a strange large pod nearby. | ||||
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02-13-2008, 09:25 AM
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| A Proud  The_Egg is Offline Join Date: Mar 2007
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 | Re: Walmarts: alien training camp? Originally Posted by AnnonUSA
Is that something that happened to you Annon? Care to tell us what happened?
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02-13-2008, 11:55 AM
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| You Want Mustard on That? AnnonUSA is Offline Join Date: Nov 2005 Location: USA
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| Re: Walmarts: alien training camp? Yes I am not me....I have been assimilated. | ||||
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02-13-2008, 01:20 PM
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| Cat Lover  ALF is Offline Join Date: Jun 2006
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 | Re: Walmarts: alien training camp? I wonder if they can get me a ride back to Melmac. | ||||
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