[Slutter McGee]

I love playing Poker. 7 stud and Draw are my favorites. Play a lot of limit and no limit Hold 'em just because its popular and easy to find games. I'm not great at limit games cause I'm not a math fanatic, but I can calculate pot odds and outs well enough to know if my double belly buster straight draw is gonna have a chance.

Anyway, the other day I met Amarillo Slim Preston. Poker fucking legend. Guy was nice, hell of friendly, and gave me some good advice. He asked my name. Thing was, I wouldn't tell him my last name because my dad prosecuted him for molesting his granddaughter a couple years ago.

Oh the weird shit that happens sometimes.

Sincerely,

Slutter McGee

[The_Egg]

Thats pretty gross.

So did he give you card playing tips or tips on how to pick up a 8 year old?

I never got into playing cards much. Growing up thats all anyone ever wanted to do so I just found other things to do while they sat around playing cards. Now you want to play pool? then you may still beat me but pool and bowling is what I play while having some beers.

[The_Egg]

Well Ill play Blackjack just because its over real quick.

[Slutter McGee]

Been a while since I played pool, at least for money. I'm ok at it, certainly not great. Anyway, I ran the table on these mexicans, they accused me of hustling and then kicked my ass. Which is really fucking stupid, because if I was hustling, why the fuck would I run the table on the first game? If they had kept playing they probably would have won some money.

I don't mess with black jack. two much math involved to actually win something.

Sincerely,

Slutter McGee

[The_Egg]

Last time I played pool we decided to play the whole thing with the stick behind our back, turned out that was the longest game of pool in history. Pretty fun when your drunk, you should try it.

[The_Egg]

BTW most Mexicans you meet in a bar always think they are getting a raw deal. It all starts when they find out there shots are 5 bucks and not 25 cents like home.

[Slutter McGee]

I live in Texas, unless its a weekend 2 out of every 3 people in a bar are mexicans. You can't avoid it. And I got quite a few mexican friends. Even dated a couple mexican women. Rich ones though (well by hispanic standards. They were both clean and hot. You just can't avoid em here. I don't get that mad about it like a lot of people do. I do wish the lazy ones would go home.

Sincerely,

Slutter McGee

[ßü††|맧]

Originally Posted by The_Egg

Well Ill play Blackjack just because its over real quick.

That's what she said.

[ßü††|맧]

It was too easy.

[elroypornlab]

Originally Posted by Slutter McGee

Been a while since I played pool, at least for money. I'm ok at it, certainly not great. Anyway, I ran the table on these mexicans, they accused me of hustling and then kicked my ass. Which is really fucking stupid, because if I was hustling, why the fuck would I run the table on the first game? If they had kept playing they probably would have won some money.

I don't mess with black jack. two much math involved to actually win something.

Sincerely,

Slutter McGee

I a yea play a lot of pool actually. I am pretty fair player and if everyone who gets beat by you accuses you of being a Hustler you may just be. Shit I know i am i'll flop a couple of games wait for greed to to take ove r and come back and ram a pool cue up an opponents ass for his trouble