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05-24-2005, 11:57 AM
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| Freak  Boondock is Offline Join Date: Nov 2005
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05-24-2005, 11:58 AM
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| Freak Boondock is Offline Join Date: Nov 2005
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| Re: best e-bay auction ever WELL HERES THE DEAL,I WORK OFF SHORE IN THE GULF OF MEXICO,AND IM GONE ANYWHERE FROM DAYS TO WEEKS AT A TIME,IM A LOVING FATHER AND A GREAT HUSBAND(SO I THOUGHT!)I CAME IN EARLY FRIDAY NIGHT TO FIND MY BELOVING WIFE GETTING PORKED BY SOME GUY WITH MY 1 YEAR OLD SON SLEEPING ON THE FLOOR IN THE SAME ROOM!EVERY GIFT OR ANYTHING THAT I BOUGHT OF ANY VALUE TO HER IS IN THIS BOX,AND IS MY GIFT TO YOU FOR BIDDING ON THE CARDBOARD BOX. THE ONLY THING UP FOR AUCTION IS A PLAIN BROWN BOX!THE 30 LBS OF EXPENSIVE GIFTS, JEWELS,CAMERAS,CD'S,DVD'S' ECT.EVERYTHING WORTH ANYTHING TO MISS INFIDELITY ARE GIFTS FROM ME TO YOU!I WOULD SAY HOW MUCH IT'S ALL WORTH BUT YOU WOULD NEVER BELIEVE ME! I JUST DON'T GIVE A S@$T ANYMORE! CONTENTS IN BOX IS NOTHING ALCOHOLIC OR EDIBLE, NOTHING ILLEGAL, DOES NOT CONTAIN ANYTHING NON COMPLIANT WITH E-BAY POLICIES ,NOTHING PORNO GRAPHIC OR DISTASTEFUL. (DEPENDING ON HOW GOOD THIS AUCTION TURNS OUT I MIGHT HAVE A FEW HOME MOVIES TO PUT ON EBAY OF MY LOVING ATTENTION NEEDING EX!) SHE WANTS ATTENTION I'LL GET HER SOME!!  | ||||
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05-24-2005, 11:58 AM
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| Freak Boondock is Offline Join Date: Nov 2005
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| Re: best e-bay auction ever Seller's payment instructions SHIPPING THIS BOX WILL COST ME AROUND $25.00 THATS WHAT I'LL CHARGE YOU!I'M NOT INTO SCREWING PEOPLE THE WAY I WAS SCREWED BY THE WHORE!BOX WEGHT IS AROUND 30 LBS. | ||||
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05-24-2005, 12:21 PM
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| dmb enthusiast  drukqs is Offline Join Date: Nov 2005 Location: ny state
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 | Re: best e-bay auction ever lol i dun think its real but seems pretty funny for a joke :) | ||||
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05-24-2005, 01:06 PM
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| Brofessor  TheBagman is Offline Join Date: Apr 2005 Location: In the desert on a horse with no name.
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   | Re: best e-bay auction ever too funny! | ||||
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