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Old 01-10-2007, 08:32 PM   #1
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Question Buttles goes deep sea Fishing

The date is Febuary 4th, 1982

Buttless and his skipper Antonio are on the boat, drinking beer, and thinking about life.

"I wonder how many fish we es going to be a catching this time a eh?" Antonio says, with a smile on his face.

"Catching fish is the key to life, where I am concerened." Buttless responds.

They stay on the water, fishing, for several hours, with simply no luck at all. Thats when the hurricane approaches them.

"Oh Jesus oh hail Mary mother of god please save me!!!!" Antonio screams at the top of his lungs.

Buttles gets up off the floor, eyes wide open in fear, he runs down into the duck as fast as possible, a man on a mission. Antonio follows close behind.

"What cha gettin' captain?!" Antonio says, with a glimmer of hope.

"A bottle of Gin." Buttless responds.

Then the boat is ravaged by the mighty hurricane, created by the Ocean god named Zeus.

Its a long, severe, and dauntying night. But luckily Antonio and Buttless make it out alive, and arrive to shore the next day. Sadly, with no fish though. But they still have something thats even more important, thier lives still in tact.
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Old 01-10-2007, 08:33 PM   #2
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Re: Buttles goes deep sea Fishing

ROFL. shivers rules more than buttless.
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Old 01-10-2007, 08:44 PM   #3
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Re: Buttles goes deep sea Fishing

profound...
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Old 01-10-2007, 08:54 PM   #4
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Re: Buttles goes deep sea Fishing

+1 for ShiVers. Might want to substitute the gin for tequilla though because I hate gin. Aside from that I found it entertaining.
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Old 01-11-2007, 03:34 AM   #5
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Re: Buttles goes deep sea Fishing

I must be too intelligent to understand the humor of ShiVers...

The fact that Pube liked it tells me volumes.....
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Old 01-11-2007, 03:52 AM   #6
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Re: Buttles goes deep sea Fishing

that was rather boring.
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Old 01-11-2007, 04:35 AM   #7
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Re: Buttles goes deep sea Fishing

ya and what about the duck?!
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Old 01-11-2007, 05:44 AM   #8
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Re: Buttles goes deep sea Fishing

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the Ocean god named Zeus.
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Old 01-11-2007, 06:30 AM   #9
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Re: Buttles goes deep sea Fishing

its poseidon you fruit, and that was pointless and stuplifying.
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Old 01-11-2007, 07:06 AM   #10
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Re: Buttles goes deep sea Fishing

what were you expecting?
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Old 01-11-2007, 10:56 AM   #11
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Re: Buttles goes deep sea Fishing

Jesus H. Christ.

Are you fucking Serious?

That was the dumbest piece of shit I have ever read in my life.

Even dumber than that what fucking joey posts dude, oh my god, I'm never going to get these 3 minutes back, fucking never.
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Old 01-11-2007, 11:14 AM   #12
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Re: Buttles goes deep sea Fishing

I personally found it mildly amusing... you just got to understand his humor...
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Old 01-11-2007, 11:23 AM   #13
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Re: Buttles goes deep sea Fishing

i understand his humor is that of a 3rd grader.....in special ed
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Old 01-11-2007, 02:08 PM   #14
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Re: Buttles goes deep sea Fishing

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i understand his humor is that of a 3rd grader.....in special ed
With a steady diet of Lead paint chips.....
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Old 01-11-2007, 06:47 PM   #15
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Re: Buttles goes deep sea Fishing

Sorry, I just hate stories with morals at the end...
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Re: Buttles goes deep sea Fishing

If u didnt enjoy this thread, all that basically means is, ur not a cool person, in the least bit
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