[Ricky L.]

As we All Know, buttless is a ageing man. He lived back in the 1970s. He we drafted into the U.S Army, and was deployed to Vietnom. Buttless was a young man back then. A man of Principle. Today, Buttless often times trips acid and then wakes up the next day in a strange and new territory, unware of where he is, and how he got there. This is Buttless's story, a story of agony, a story of devastation, a story of courage, dedication, and a fierce will to survive.

The date is August 9th, 1969. Buttless is 17.

"Yo man, did u hear about the upcomeing New American war man?" A man of color asks.

"Ya man, that shits a wicked. I sure hope I dont have to go." Buttless says, rather worried.

FLash to a fulll year later.

The Date is 1970

Buttless is is now 18. He is chillin at his moms house, smokeing weed, and eating pizza. Thats when the dreaded letter comes in the mail. Buttless is trippin balls at this particular point in time, when suddenly, his mom enters the room with a very serious, and solem face.

"Buttless....there is soething I have to tll u....." Butttless mom says, fighting to hold back her tears.

"Gasp!.....wha....wha is it it mom?" buttless asks, already knowing the awnser.

"The letter came in today, u've been drafted into the U.S Army and must go to vietnom." She says.

"NOOOOOOO!!!!" Buttless screams at the top of his lungs. "NEVVVEEAAA!!!! NEEVBA!!!!" he shouts, then leaps out the window and starts sprinting down the road. Thats when the sirens go off behind him.

"Buttless.....accept ur destiny....accept ur future....be proud u are American....give back to the SOuth Vietnom children." The officer says through a loud speaker out the police car window.

Buttless cuts through someones yard diving over the fench.

He awakes the next day, laying in the mud, 100% nude, and 100% sore.
he gets up, brushes himself off, then starts walking down the road. He is picked up by a milliatary talent scout, and taken to the bootcamp.

The nine months is the most gruesome, dire, and extreme work outs and exercises buttless has ever expierenced. But it helps shape him into a solider, a solider with the chance of survival in the field of combat.
"I'm rather nervous about going to vietnom tommorow guys. I heard stories about guys getting shot and killed over there." Buttless says, a little teary.
"Awww stop tripping son, no body gets killed over there." A asian man says, in attemps to cheer up buttless.

'Son, i'm going to be straight with u, people do in fact die there." A black solider explains to buttless. his heart begins to race rapidly.

The next day they are alll shipped by airplane to vietnom. under the mission, Operation D-Day. They all parachoot out, and land in the thickeness of the jungle.
Buttless and his swuad of 15 other solider begin to make thier way through the harsh terrairn of the jungles. Buttless is thinking about all sorts of dangers, when suddenly, something seems out of the ordinary.

They see a vietnmess man on the ground appearing to be dead with a gun shot wound to the head.

Tons and tons of viet kong soliders rush out opening fire. Buttlesss's mouth drops open as his fellow black solider is shot down like some clown. Buttles runs for covor, and returns fire. they have made contact with the enemy.

Buttless manages to escape, abandening the last remaining 3 living soliders. Buttles just keeps on sprinting. he then hears fire coming from behind him and in front of him. He dives to the floor. Viet kong are suddenly all around him. He raises his hands in the air, and is taken prisoner.

For the next 15 years, Buttless is a American Prisoner of War held in Vietnom. he suffers a great deal of torture. Finnaly, after the war is over, he is released home.

[Tasha]

WTF

You can't even spell my country right you fucking faggot.

[dan, muthafucka!]

another epic masterpiece. when are you intending on writing your opus, oh maestro?

[FilLaB0NGo7]

Scarecrow, scarecrow whats that you popping?
A powerful pill they call Oxy Contton
But it'so tiny, that it got you dragging
Haven't you heard big things come in small packages
I prefer the orange's with the black O-C
Take to and you cannot move up out ya seat
Some people melt 'em down in a needle and shoot 'em up
But I pop 'em with Seroquel like glue, I am stuck

[qdiddynew]

15 years is a long time... buttless, i feel for you man...

[AnnonUSA]

The ShiVers Asshole chronicles continue!

[dan, muthafucka!]

it's the chronic-WHAT-cles of ShiVersia!

[scarymoose]

http://www.amazon.ca/exec/obidos/ASIN/0375702121

[elroypornlab]

I have a mispellers dictionary

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First I see this shit at TU, and now here.

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[TacoSusio]

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[pube]

Even Ricky L has way better threads than moose.