[Ricky L.]

May 2006. Buttless is 43 years old. Buttless has lived a rough and tumble life thus far, and its simply only to get more difficult.
"I dunno about this." Antonio says, slightly concerned.
"Be a man foo. This job MUST be done." Buttess says in a very serious manner.

Buttess gets into his Hummer with Antonio. Buttless has a shotgun, a pistol in pant leg pocket, and a hunting knife. Antonio has a uzi and a pistol.

Some colored men broke into buttless house and stole some of his crack that he sells. After some investigation, Buttless learned where they live. 44 main street off boulvard drive. A common crack house.
"You remeber the plan right?" Buttless says, Antonion nods, in a nervous manner. Then Antonion goes up to the house and kicks in the door, then sprays bullets inside. A colored man is hit in the chest and falls dead, and bullets make thier marks into some more coloreds. Buttless sees a colored run for the staires and fires his shotgun into his back killing him.
A colored wearing a bandana opens fire with his 9. Buttless and antonio dive for covor behind a couch. Buttless runs down the hall, peeks through, then dives through the air pumping off shots into coloreds chests.

Antonio starts fireing shots in crack whores, then a colored man with a afk starts firing rounds at Antonio. His body is riddled and he falls down dead. Buttlss hurls his empty shotgun away and pulls out his nine.

"DAMN YOU, THAT WAS MY FRIEND!!!!" Buttless says simply in a rage of fury as he blasts the colored dead. He runs and picks up the AFK, this is required he realizes.

"Did you get them Leeory?" Buttless hears a colored man from upstaires say. Buttless charges up there and sees him, the man who stole from him.

"HANDS UP!" Buttless screams. The colored man, with 2 crack whores, puts up his hands, with a look of terror on him.

"You stole my crack fool! Were is it!" Buttless screams.

"What crack?" He responds. Buttless shoots all three then runs for the door.

But the cops sirens are alreay blareing. Buttless is arrested and taken into custody for several murders in the first degree.

Buttless is convicted of all charges, and sentenced to death.

Buttless finds adjusting to death row very difficult. But after a while, it becomes secound nature.

One day he is chillin in his cell, when a spirit appears.

"OMG!" Buttless screams.
"I am the spirit of Mephisto! I have came down from the cosmos, to teach you a very valuabe lesson.

"Wtf..." Buttless says, very confused at this particular point in time.

"You are a very racist man, Mr. Buttless. But your gonna learn what its like to be a colored man. HESTO FESTO!"

A bright white light engulfs Buttless's eyes.

He wakes up in a ally, wearing baggy tan pants and a ripped Long T. Buttless gets up and walks into a bar, then heads to the bathroom. Its been a rough couple of months indeed. When he looks into the mirror, his worst fears are confirmed. staireing back at him, is a colored man with a large afro, and a full set of golden teeth. BUttless is now a colored man! Dear lord in heaven. He also looks considerably younger. As if only 23. Buttles goes back to the bar.

"What year is it." Buttless asks a white man. The man gives him a dirty look then gets up, not wanting to sit by him. Buttless asks the bar tender.

"Its 1987." He responds.

DEAR LORD! "I need some drinks.

BUttless spends the day taking shots. At night time he staggers up and goes outside. He sees a group of white men approaching the bar, and a chic with them. At first he doesn't reckonize.

"Sup colored man!" The familar young white man says.

"Urm, hi." Buttless responds.

The white man punches him in the face, then the group laughs, except the girl. The man gets ontop of him and starts pounding his face.

"Colored people arent suppose to be in this part of town!" he screams. a police car goes by and the man waves at the cops and smiles, and the white cop waves and smiles back, and keeps going.

Then buttles reckonzies him. Its a young buttless! From 87! DEAR LORD!

"Buttles, NO." Buttless says.

"How u know my name colored man!" 1987 buttless says.

"Cuz i is u!" Buttless responds. 1987 buttless takes out a pocket knife and holds it to buttless throat. his heart starts pounding.

"NOOO!" The girl screams, and grabs him. Buttless then recoknizes her, its the girl he later marries, and divorces. 87 buttless considers, then says,
"You is lucky colored man!" Then the group leaves. Buttless is humilated. Life as colored isnt all its cracked up to be.

Buttless puts his hands in his pockets and starts walking down the street. He sees a white man, and instantly gets nervous, he stop for a secound, then a white man tackles him from behind. He gets hit in the back of the head with a lead pipe, and its dragged into the car.

The young white punks are stoned dickherberbest, and light up another joint

"DAMN THIS BE FUN, YEEEEHAAAAWWW!" A white kid screams.
'What we gonna do wit him!" another says.
"Hang em from a tree! LOLZ!"
The three white kids bust up laughing. Buttless is very worried at this particular point in time. He bites a white kids hands then dives out of the speeding vehicle. He hits the pavement and rolls. A speeding cars swerves and narrowly misses him. A hispanic helps him out of the road.

"Thanks kind sir." Buttess says.
The hispanic searches him and steals his wallet then walks off.

The spirit of mephisto appears to the badly injured buttless.

"Have you learned anythin from this?" Mephisto asks.

"YES, yes i have. Its bad to be racist. I now know the pain of colored people. They live such a bad life, thats why they are how they are! God I am sooo sorry for all the terrible things i have done in my life to all the coloreds." Buttless says, sobing.

"Very good. Mephisto says with a smile.

A bright white engulfs Buttles. then he wakes back up. white again, in 2006. on death row.

"WTF?! I learned my lesson. WHY IS I BACK ON DEATH ROW!"

Buttless learned a vaulable lesson that day, and swore to never be racist or mean to another colored. And he never saw Mephisto ever again, and none of his fellow inmates would ever believe his tail, but they did enjoy when he told it to them.

[The_Egg]

You know while you wrote that you could have been reading a worthy story shivers. I hope you don't write many story's because if you are you are wasting your time. Anyway nice try. Go read a real book and learn to write before you do that again please.

[TheBagman]

HHAHAHA MOAR PLUZ

[FilLaB0NGo7]

Congrats on your 5th you

[FilLaB0NGo7]

by the way dumbfuck, you know all those +1's you gave yourself, didnt raise it a bit...

[Ricky L.]

stfu and read it, its good. I didnt give myself and rep

[ßü††|맧]

I turned into a some kid who is 20 and lives with and off his parents in ABQ, NM, jacks it all day with his fleshlight, and goes by the name pube on an internet forum?

[scarymoose]

i am a ghost

[daiseyduked]

i love lamp

[TheBagman]

I think this is an epic story of a man and early on in his years takes his struggles out on black people. Then later realizes when he is on death row how bad his actions were. If he keeps up this wonderful insight, I believe shivers will be the next Nobel peace prize winar.

[Ricky L.]

Crunk Jewz you are so smart! I belive you hit the nail directly on the head with this one. Why can't more people see it?

[ßü††|맧]

I see penis's

[Ricky L.]

Look what you did Annon! Buttess is so confused by the penis, that he is distracted and can't fully understand the story. Curse you.

[Archie Bunker]

Originally Posted by Crunk Jewz

I think this is an epic story of a man and early on in his years takes his struggles out on black people. Then later realizes when he is on death row how bad his actions were. If he keeps up this wonderful insight, I believe shivers will be the next Nobel peace prize winar.

Shutup meathead!