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02-26-2006, 01:38 AM
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| it's OK, I'm a limo driver.  Silent Steve is Offline Join Date: Dec 2005 Location: Fayetteville, Arkansas
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    | CANADIAN WARSHIP SEIZES TANKER IN... WAIT... Arabian Sea (SatireWire.com) — Canadian television reported Friday that a Canadian warship in the Arabian Sea had seized a tanker suspected of smuggling oil from Iraq, leading many to suspect that the report was a hoax. "You're kidding, right? Canada has a warship?" asked U.S. Defense Secretary Donald Rumsfeld. "Like for war? "Does Canada know?" he added. "Nobody was more stunned than we were," said Kali Omari, first mate of the seized vessel. "We saw this frigate steaming toward us, and we were worried, but then we saw the maple leaf on the flag, and we thought, 'Oh, Canadians. What the hell do they want?'" When an officer of the HMCS Vancouver announced that the tanker was about to be boarded, the crew of the detained ship was confused, said Omari, but their confusion quickly turned to anger when they saw what the Canadians sailors were carrying. "They were armed. With guns," said Omari. "Canadians. With guns. And a warship. What is this world coming to?" "They were pretty rude, too," Omari added. "They started asking us all sorts of questions, like 'Where did that oil come from?' But first we wanted to know who gave them the damn warship." According to Canadian defense officials, the Vancouver is one of four frigates deployed in the region to assist in the U.S.-led Afghanistan conflict. The tanker was stopped, officials said, because its cargo of crude oil violated United Nations sanctions, which prohibit Iraq from selling oil unless in exchange for food and medicine. The U.N. said the incident is already under investigation, and promised swift action against those found responsible for giving the Canadians guns. Initial findings indicate that the Vancouver crew may have been watching too many American television shows. http://www.satirewire.com/news/feb02/warship.shtml Last edited by Silent Steve; 02-26-2006 at 01:41 AM. | ||||
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02-26-2006, 02:18 AM
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| internet meme  pube is Offline Join Date: Nov 2005
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  | Re: CANADIAN WARSHIP SEIZES TANKER IN... WAIT... bahahahha, that was funny. | ||||
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02-26-2006, 07:27 AM
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| Blunt Man  falnsenseofpryde is Offline Join Date: Nov 2005 Location: Jersey
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 | Re: CANADIAN WARSHIP SEIZES TANKER IN... WAIT... ahahahahaha what the fuck man | ||||
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02-26-2006, 10:55 AM
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| Brofessor  TheBagman is Offline Join Date: Apr 2005 Location: In the desert on a horse with no name.
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   | Re: CANADIAN WARSHIP SEIZES TANKER IN... WAIT... good read. Canadians show their military muscle. | ||||
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02-26-2006, 10:58 AM
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| Full Of Heady Goodness  gilligan is Offline Join Date: Nov 2005
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| Re: CANADIAN WARSHIP SEIZES TANKER IN... WAIT... i didnt know canada had a warship. | ||||
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02-26-2006, 11:00 AM
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| Brofessor TheBagman is Offline Join Date: Apr 2005 Location: In the desert on a horse with no name.
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| Re: CANADIAN WARSHIP SEIZES TANKER IN... WAIT... I didnt know they had a military. | ||||
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02-26-2006, 11:00 AM
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| Full Of Heady Goodness gilligan is Offline Join Date: Nov 2005
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| Re: CANADIAN WARSHIP SEIZES TANKER IN... WAIT... it was probably a canok on a raft with a bb gun | ||||
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02-26-2006, 11:01 AM
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| Brofessor TheBagman is Offline Join Date: Apr 2005 Location: In the desert on a horse with no name.
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| Re: CANADIAN WARSHIP SEIZES TANKER IN... WAIT... it was a .22 birdshot. | ||||
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02-26-2006, 11:02 AM
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| Full Of Heady Goodness gilligan is Offline Join Date: Nov 2005
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| Re: CANADIAN WARSHIP SEIZES TANKER IN... WAIT... 22 shorts. | ||||
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02-26-2006, 12:16 PM
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| mexi  JamaicanHerb is Offline Join Date: Nov 2005 Location: South Carolina
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| Re: CANADIAN WARSHIP SEIZES TANKER IN... WAIT... so is canada no allowed to do that kind of stuff or what? i just dont see what the big deal is if it was illegal what the other boat was doing.. | ||||
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02-26-2006, 01:52 PM
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| internet meme pube is Offline Join Date: Nov 2005
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| Re: CANADIAN WARSHIP SEIZES TANKER IN... WAIT... no dude, it was a joke thread, notice the source? satirewire.com or whatever | ||||
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02-26-2006, 02:41 PM
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| The Pedobear Seal of Approval! Tasha is Offline Join Date: Nov 2005 Location: the meth half of iowa.
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 | Re: CANADIAN WARSHIP SEIZES TANKER IN... WAIT... I thought the guy stopped updating the website a long ass time ago. | ||||
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