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Old 11-03-2006, 09:21 PM   #1
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car trouble

hey guys, me and my buddy were driving in his car the other day, he has a volvo s40. and we put his brownies and piece and bud in his glove compartment, and i locked it and i pulled the handle to check if it was locked, i must have pulled it too hard because it snapped and so only the handle would come forward when you pulled on it. the metal piece where you insert the key stays in place and doesnt move. i tried to pry it open and it wont move. do any of you know what i could do to help him get it open?
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Old 11-03-2006, 09:26 PM   #2
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Re: car trouble

dealership phonecall
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Old 11-03-2006, 09:28 PM   #3
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Re: car trouble

didnt this dude get pwned off the site dohnt help him he's a little fuckin bitch
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Old 11-03-2006, 09:30 PM   #4
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Re: car trouble

if u cant figure out to take a screwdriver and a hammer to avoid someone fixin it and call in the cops you deserve to get caught to any and all narcs on this site please deal w/ this issue for me...



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Old 11-03-2006, 10:17 PM   #5
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Re: car trouble

Contact The Bigger Hammer Institute of Engineering.
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Old 11-04-2006, 04:52 AM   #6
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Re: car trouble

break in thruogh the trunk.
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Old 11-04-2006, 07:38 AM   #7
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Re: car trouble

dynamite
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Old 11-04-2006, 08:46 AM   #8
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Re: car trouble

what you need is a chainsaw, a blowtorch, sledgehammer, some safety pins and a possibly a bendy stray
if you cant get a chainsaw, an ax will work in its place
step one- take the chainsaw/ax and smash it through the hood of the car. continue haking away until your at the engine.
step 2- take the blowtorch and get the engine red hot, then smash it with a sledge hammer (dont try this step without parental supervision)
step 3- take the safety pins and bendy straw and throw them at the car
step 4- take the chainsaw/ax and smash through the other side of the glove compartment

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Old 11-04-2006, 09:04 AM   #9
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Re: car trouble

Some C-4 and a detonator.
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Old 11-04-2006, 11:06 AM   #10
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Re: car trouble

Just wrap the car in det-cord
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Old 11-04-2006, 11:24 AM   #11
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I know whose help you need....

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Old 11-04-2006, 01:05 PM   #12
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Re: car trouble

1.21 jiggawatts autta do 'er
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Old 11-04-2006, 01:15 PM   #13
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Re: car trouble

you could always ask a police officer for assistance. they are a helpful lot.
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Old 11-04-2006, 01:32 PM   #14
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Re: car trouble

Contact Bob Vila or McGuyver... they are probably able to help...
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Old 11-04-2006, 01:43 PM   #15
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Re: car trouble

It is quite versatile.
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Old 11-04-2006, 04:35 PM   #16
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Re: car trouble

if you havent gotten in by