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| Bears. Beets. Battlestar Galactica. | China opens clinic for the internet addicted Irritable? Edgy? Waiting for the day when a real rain will come and wash the streets clean? Well perhaps your antisocial behaviours are a sign that you’re addicted to the Internet. If you live in China, now you can check your head while preventing further decay to “public morality” at the first officially licensed (read: government stamp-o-approval) Internet addiction clinic in Beijing. The two-dozen-strong doctors and nurses treat mostly 14 to 24 year olds who demonstrate those tell-tale symptoms of “depression, nervousness, fear and unwillingness to interact with others, panic and agitation, sleep disorders, the shakes and numbness in their hands.” So come on in, rid yourself of the Internet-crack-monkey while snuggling up to your complimentary Winnie the Pooh duvet and special clear fluid drip to “adjust the unbalanced status of brain secretions.” Damn, how do we sign up!? |
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| farout stoned jude is Offline Join Date: Nov 2005
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| Amateur Hokembokem is Offline Join Date: May 2005
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![]() ![]() | Re: China opens clinic for the internet addicted wheres discojoey? | ||||
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| Amateur | Re: China opens clinic for the internet addicted Not just Joey... pretty much all the regulars... especially Luke and Boon with all the random and useless shit they pull in here. ![]() |
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| Amateur Hokembokem is Offline Join Date: May 2005
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![]() ![]() | Re: China opens clinic for the internet addicted the internet kicks ass | ||||
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| Careful with that axe | Re: China opens clinic for the internet addicted yes it does kick ass |
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| Amateur Hokembokem is Offline Join Date: May 2005
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![]() ![]() | Re: China opens clinic for the internet addicted it kicks ass and takes names | ||||
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| Havin' a good time gilligan is Offline Join Date: Nov 2005
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![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() | Re: China opens clinic for the internet addicted all of my school work is done on a computer and all my classes i sit at a computer and i do alot of other shit on it. It does kick ass. | ||||
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| The Kook Luke is Offline Join Date: Nov 2005 Location: Roswell
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![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() | Re: China opens clinic for the internet addicted me: ![]() boon's bathroom: ![]() | ||||
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| Amateur el-producto is Offline Join Date: Dec 2005 Location: in some clean pussy
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![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() | Re: China opens clinic for the internet addicted ^^LOL. CHINESE ![]() | ||||
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| Amateur Hokembokem is Offline Join Date: May 2005
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![]() ![]() | Re: China opens clinic for the internet addicted IF thats real thats just pathetic. Who takes that long to take a shit. | ||||
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| Havin' a good time gilligan is Offline Join Date: Nov 2005
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![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() | Re: China opens clinic for the internet addicted ^^^ i take that long, but i dont have nothin but a magazine rack | ||||
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| Amateur Hokembokem is Offline Join Date: May 2005
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![]() ![]() | Re: China opens clinic for the internet addicted Originally Posted by TheDude
sure ya did
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| Bears. Beets. Battlestar Galactica. | Re: China opens clinic for the internet addicted Originally Posted by TheDude
I read the first 400 pages of that and then realized I had better shit to do. Really good writing though.
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