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Old 05-14-2005, 11:00 AM   #1
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Crazy drunken fun

I would have posted last night when it would have been more illegible and funny, but once i share the story you'll understand. I go to my friends expecting a night of beer pong and flip cup, but they decide to go to the bars. I bong a beer, we head uptown. I was doing okay til my friend and I split a pitcher between us. That gotme effectively fucked. Then I had about 4 more drinks. Bad call on my part. So to rehash: I'm 5'3, about 120, a chick, and I've just consumed about 10 drinks in under 2 hours. I'm wasted. We have to piss, so we walk to Taco Bell where I used to work, where I bust in the food making area (I used to work there) and start harassing my old manager. Then we start walking home... I remember trying to buy cigarettes, dropping my phone a couple times, drunk dialing my aunts house by accident and hanging up, wishing I had el-p's number cause I promised him a drunken IM conversation and I knew I'd never make it, and falling in a bush. I got home and my friend decided to make mac and cheese, but as soon as I sat down and closed my eyes I knew I was going to puke. I think I passed out for a bit, my SA (security aide, kinda like glorified mall security for colleges) boyfriend comes in, says hi, I immediately run to the bathroom to hurl. He was not amused. I come out and they decide he's going to drive to pick up our other friend, and he leaves with Michele who decides she will be eating her mac and cheese in the car, and apparently dropped her fork in the dirt at one point and picked it up and continued eating. They came back and I'm throwing up again, and once I'm done my boy drags me to the car, where I guess I was incapable of working a seatbelt. He had to drop off keys at the police station, and while he's doing so I puke in the police station parking lot. I guess he then pretty much dragged me into the house, got my contacts out, and I promptly passed the fuck out. I woke up hungover as all hell (I always take precautions like drinking lots of water and eating, but I guess last night I was in no state for it) and now I'm sitting here, trying to drink water, feeling nauseous, with no shirt on cause I couldn't find one this morning. Moral of the story: Drinking yourself into oblivion is fun.
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Old 05-14-2005, 01:51 PM   #2
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Re: Crazy drunken fun

haha sounds like you had a good time, hangovers suck, goodluck with that.
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Old 05-14-2005, 02:06 PM   #3
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mmmmm, no shirt on
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Old 05-15-2005, 12:38 AM   #4
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Re: Crazy drunken fun

Originally Posted by AppalledWithMe
Moral of the story: Drinking yourself into oblivion is fun.
It can be. I'm gonna reply to the rest of all these posts on the board tomorrow. I need to get some sleep, God sarn it. Sorry for using your thread to relate this info, Appalled.
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