[Luke]

i've seen more crazy shit than i could ever remember but here's one for starters...

last night walkin home with my buddy we heard gunshots then the 5-0 rolls up everywhere and we seem em slam some dude up against the car hardcore [we were across the street, gettin the fuck out]

[gilligan]

me and my old lady saw a peacock in the middle of the road and we had to stop, then it made this call and started strutting around with its feathers. When we first came up on it i thought it was a turkey or something but it was a goddamn peacock.

[Pigwax]

so much shit to remember...

i might think of more later... but all i can think of is one time i was living in some ghetto apartments... and i was smoking all night by myself at the time and playing ff8, it was dark... i suddenly get that "weird" feeling, and i look at my glass back door... some dude was trying to break in... i run to the door and yell at him, holding my switch (cause it was in my pocket) and he runs away...

[drukqs]

Ive almost gotten hit by a car twice... Ive seen a cop sitting down in the middle of the woods looking at his cell phone.. And the freakiest of all, me and my friend were tokin in the woods, and this dear kept getting closer to us... Closer and closer and it wasnt scared at all, it mustve been 11:00 and it was like 7 feet from us

[Motoxridah]

Too many to remember. I would have to say when we were dirtbiking and came across a dead mexican in the middle of the canyon. He was turning white because he had been there so long.

[drukqs]

wow, did yall call the cops?? ^^ thats fucked up shit...

Reminds me, my friend wasnt stoned but in upstate ny, he was quading on some property that wasnt his, and himn and his cousins came upon a cabin that smelled reeaallly bad, so they go in and on the floor he sees a paper snippet book and when he opens it its a cannabal cook book... He took the book and left it up state but hes gonna bring it down soon

[Luke]

Originally Posted by drukqs

wow, did yall call the cops?? ^^ thats fucked up shit...

nah man they make great fertilizer i keed

[drukqs]

Originally Posted by Luke

nah man they make great fertilizer i keed

lol.. mexican or american, its still a human.. Id call the cops

[Jugador]

Originally Posted by Pigwax

so much shit to remember...

i might think of more later... but all i can think of is one time i was living in some ghetto apartments... and i was smoking all night by myself at the time and playing ff8, it was dark... i suddenly get that "weird" feeling, and i look at my glass back door... some dude was trying to break in... i run to the door and yell at him, holding my switch (cause it was in my pocket) and he runs away...

i woulda been fuckin scared as shit especially after smoking all night, but i think i would probably go crazy on that bitch instinctively

[Pigwax]

Originally Posted by Jugador

i woulda been fuckin scared as shit especially after smoking all night, but i think i would probably go crazy on that bitch instinctively

it did kinda freak me out... afterward, but my mind told me to jump at him...

[Motoxridah]

No, we didn't call the cops. In fact, he is probably still decaying there as we speak.

[Dripping`]

This story I'm about to tell you involves school and my science teacher.. so its not really a freaky thing that happend or something fucked up.

Anyways, me and my friend ryan went and smoked 2 bowls before school, I go into my science class and I am royally ripped, the teacher starts talking about he enjoyed shakespear and took a shakespear class and the professor would always come in high and they would rock back and fourth to fuck with her head, anyways.. come to find out my science teacher is a burnout and he knows when I'm stoned and he smiles at me or just walks by and laughs. good times.

[Luke]

Originally Posted by Dripping`

This story I'm about to tell you involves school and my science teacher.. so its not really a freaky thing that happend or something fucked up.

Anyways, me and my friend ryan went and smoked 2 bowls before school, I go into my science class and I am royally ripped, the teacher starts talking about he enjoyed shakespear and took a shakespear class and the professor would always come in high and they would rock back and fourth to fuck with her head, anyways.. come to find out my science teacher is a burnout and he knows when I'm stoned and he smiles at me or just walks by and laughs. good times.

that's kool man. back in the day i had this science teacher named mr. brewster for first period [biology or something, this was back in 9th grade or so] and i would come to school stoned as fuck every day, and EVERYONE could smell that shit, people told me all the time, but Mr. Brewster was a cool old muhfucker about it and never gave me any shit. He even saved my ass when I knocked this czechoslavakian kid down a flight of stairs then beat his face in, I didn't get in any trouble and a ton of people saw that shit. Made my fuggin day.

[stoned jude]

these are cool stories i probly coudt tell a bunch but i wakes adn baked so i cant think of any

[HailChickenWing]

I can't think of any, though I did have a peacock experience similar to Gil's. I almost ran over it's monstrous tail feathers ('twas male), which were draped across the road, but I managed to slow down in time. Those things make a fucking wierd sound!

[Boondock]

we were all in high school and were partying outside my buddies house about 1 am. thise dude comes whipping around the corner on bis bike, loses control and slams into a fucking house. his bike bounces off into the middle of the street. he bounces onto the sidewalk and is twisted up like a pretzel. now were in in a ghetto neighborhood but the dude on the bike is white. after a few minutes all thise brothers are running out into the street screaming "junebugs dead"

they were all crying and shit. it was weird.

[gilligan]

i saw a car rear end a pizza man then the 3 girls that were in it, all probably teenagers, ran in the woods. The pizza man ask us for a cell fone and i was wiggin out and we left. I dont know what happened that day and i dont want to know.

[Luke]

Originally Posted by Boondock

after a few minutes all thise brothers are running out into the street screaming "junebugs dead"

they were all crying and shit. it was weird.

LMFAO! :blazed:

[Boffin]

When I was little and I saw my brothers rolling for the first time (I was about 5 or something) I asked em what they were putting in the cigarettes and they said "tea.... to make it taste good." They got me high second hand lol, was cool.

[Boffin]

Oh, and once I was at this crazy party in an ENORMOUS house, stoned as balls... I was getting pretty freaked out cause drunk people were causing shit- people throwing up EVERYWHERE, one of my friends screaming to die (I went and patted him on the head lol... I'm simple when I'm faded.) There was some wierd shit goin on that night.

Last night I had just finished off my bowl, I heard a noise so I quickly popped it behind a speaker and put out the candle i'd been lighting cocktail sticks with (with my bare finger lol schmeh stoners!) and my Dad comes in, looks surprised to see me at the window and asks what I'm doing... I just said "Drawing the curtains... It's a little cold in here. Night, Dad." I was baked as FUCK and it scared me witless. Funny as hell when he'd gone though.