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Old 01-01-2007, 03:51 PM   #1
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Dear Diary...
Today...I bought my first black dildo.



I went to the porn store and i was REALLY embarassed, so I had to ask the guy at the store to get a black dildo, about 12 inches long, 3 inches in girth, y'know, the good ones they use in porn.

something like this


And I tried it out, at first, I thought it'd be too big, but sure enough, with enough lube it went in. But the thing was, it wasn't as good as I thought it'd be...maybe I wasn't hitting my prostate right or something...I don't know

Is this why they have a reach around? Cause in ALOT of the gay sex stories I've read, like the bottom awlays cums from having a dick in his ass.

Why not me?

The fuckers are lying sacks of shit they are.

Anyway, I don't know, i was wondering if any of the ladies liked their anal with lube or without?

I'm thinking without would be better, cause what better lube there is then human spit...y'know?

Oh well.
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Old 01-01-2007, 04:01 PM   #2
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Re: Dear Diary...
Homo Alert! Homo Alert!
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Old 01-01-2007, 04:05 PM   #3
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Re: Dear Diary...
there should definetly be a sub forum for all these homosexuals running around like chickens after there heads cut off and they just bleed all over the place creating a fowl smell and a mess for us all

were doomed if people dont realize that the penis goes in the vagina
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Old 01-01-2007, 04:07 PM   #4
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Re: Dear Diary...
Oh shut up and stop hating on me cause I'm different

Do not knock it un less you try it?

You ever see road trip? the dude loved anal ejaculation

i bet you would too.
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Old 01-01-2007, 07:34 PM   #5
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Re: Dear Diary...
lol well all the more power to ya.....

i prefer lubage.
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Old 01-01-2007, 08:53 PM   #6
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Re: Dear Diary...
don't encourage him, daisey! and the only power he'll get is how popular he'll be if he ever winds up in prison.
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Old 01-01-2007, 09:33 PM   #7
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Re: Dear Diary...
looks like a turd.
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Old 01-02-2007, 03:20 AM   #8
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Re: Dear Diary...
mmmm yeah......*slowly backs out of thread*
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Old 01-02-2007, 05:09 AM   #9
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Re: Dear Diary...
lol
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Old 01-02-2007, 05:37 AM   #10
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Re: Dear Diary...
arnt there special ones for gay guys?
bazzar though if you ask me
get kyou a lady!
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Old 01-02-2007, 08:59 AM   #11
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Re: Dear Diary...
i simply cannot condone this type of behavior.
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Old 01-02-2007, 09:14 AM   #12
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Re: Dear Diary...
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mmmm yeah......*slowly backs out of thread*
taco, meet Tomohiro. Do not mistake him for Tomo, these are two different identities. This is what he was like back at The Joint. So glad to have you back Tomohiro.
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Old 01-03-2007, 12:25 AM   #13
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Re: Dear Diary...
yes, that's what this forum was lacking - gayness. perhaps tomohiro could help pick out an appropriately gay theme?
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Old 01-03-2007, 12:35 AM   #14
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Re: Dear Diary...
Common, non of you dudes ever been to jail? It's, "blood on the end of my dick or the end of my shank, you decide."

Your not a real guy unless you have had one.
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Old 01-03-2007, 12:53 AM   #15
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i pride myself upon being a pedophile/murderer/rapist/terrorist without a criminal record
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Old 01-03-2007, 01:05 AM   #16
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