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| it's OK, I'm a limo driver. | The Decision Yes.. it's a tough one.... You've had a few drinks.. and you've run out... You already know you're not going to be able to pass out.. but should you make the voyage to the store to buy more alcohol? You knew this was gonna happen, but you were to eager to have a beer to waste time going to the store for future provisions. And now look at you, debating whether it's worth getting up, getting in your car, making the treacharous voyage past cops who would like nothing more than to collar a semi intoxicated person like yourself endangering the childrens walking to school at 1 in the morning. But what are you going to do? Sure you could break into the neighbors house, but you're not even sure he drinks. And even if he does, he might be drinking coors, or miller chill. fuck it, I'm not getting up. |
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| Brofessor | Re: The Decision Improvise. Use rubbing alcohol. |
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| The Pedobear Seal of Approval! | Re: The Decision Or mouth wash. |
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| it's OK, I'm a limo driver. | Re: The Decision shit, I'd drink my own urine before drinking either of those, .. perhaps theres still unprocessed beer in my urine! BRILLIANT!!! |
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| Brofessor | Re: The Decision Do you have any of that pressurized canned keyboard cleaner shit? |
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| it's OK, I'm a limo driver. | Re: The Decision oh siht!! In my fucking dreams!! besides it says right on the new ones they took out the kickass deep voice shit. |
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| it's OK, I'm a limo driver. | Re: The Decision what I'd give to be able to say WELCOME TO JANET RENO'S DANCE PARTY!! and really sound like her. |
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| Mean Old Bastard | Re: The Decision Make the beer run so we may see you on cops. |
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| The Pedobear Seal of Approval! | Re: The Decision rofl, steve on cops would be hilarious. |
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| Where you at dog? TheDriver is Offline Join Date: Jun 2006 Location: New Jersey
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![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() | Re: The Decision Never start drinking unless you have enough to kill you. | ||||
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| Mean Old Bastard | Re: The Decision Make sure you are wearing something with MIIDAJ? on it. |
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| He makes me all tingley inside;)<3 | Re: The Decision i would untie my tubes to have this mans babies |
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| Hence, my self-loathing | Re: The Decision OMG Daisey What's this all about!? |
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| est. May 8, 1986 | Re: The Decision lol daisey solution: move to a place with in walking distance of a beer store |
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| Brofessor | Re: The Decision lol beer store... I just call it "the liq"... |