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03-07-2006, 12:03 PM
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| Freak  Boondock is Offline Join Date: Nov 2005
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   | the dirt: motley crue one hell of a good book. firs ti have to say i am not a crue fan. i think their music is horrible and their look, sound, everything about them sucks. with that said, their book is bad ass. it's their story of their life in music and on the road and i have to say that these guys were fucking insane. you should check out the book. there was a story in there about ozzy and i had heard this before. they said that ozzy was without a doubt the craziest fucker around. he was always willing to do anytihng. one time they were touring together and ozzy said he wanted to snort a line but there was no herion so he bent over this crack in the sidewalk and railed up a big ass line of red ants. wtf man. then he pissed all over the sidewalk and bent down and started licking it up. he dared nikki sixx to do it so nikki pissed all over but before he could bend down and lick it up ozzy threw him out of the way and started licking it up himself. dude was crazy ozzy also got arrested for pissing on this statue outside of the alamo while wearing one of sharons dresses. they were fighting and sharon took all ozzy's clothes so he couldn't leave so he put on one of her dresses and went out and got all fucked up. | ||||
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03-07-2006, 12:13 PM
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| Amateur  el-producto is Offline Join Date: Dec 2005 Location: in some clean pussy
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 | Re: the dirt: motley crue .gif ":lol2:") ozzy | ||||
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03-07-2006, 12:40 PM
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| D.E.E  six_shooter is Offline Join Date: Nov 2005 Location: Notts
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 | Re: the dirt: motley crue ozzy is a true legend | ||||
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03-07-2006, 02:32 PM
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| Re: the dirt: motley crue they said that while they were on tour they never took showers and they used to fuck all kinds of girls so their cocks would stink. before they got home they said they would get some frozen burritos and cook them, bite each end off and then stick their dicks in and fuck the burritos so when they got with their women and they smelled their dicks it wouldn't smell like stale pussy | ||||
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03-07-2006, 03:06 PM
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| Re: the dirt: motley crue it's craziness man. i'm more than halfway through it and the entire book is all shit like that. shit that i couldn't think up if i tried. they said the the stage crew or the roadies would keep women in the back, naked except for a cat collar and they would lead them around on a leash and watch the girls crawl into a litter box and piss just like a cat. then they would lead them into their cage or pen or whatever. i guess the roadies would all form a circle and this girl would be on all 4's walking around the inside of the circle. the guys would all be jerking off into their hands and as each guys hand filled up with cum the girl would crawl over and lick it out of his hand. then onto the next guy and the next | ||||
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03-07-2006, 07:20 PM
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| Re: the dirt: motley crue grown men standing next to each other jacking off into their hands hmmmm | ||||
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03-07-2006, 07:51 PM
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| wtf?  Pigwax is Offline Join Date: Nov 2005 Location: TX
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  | Re: the dirt: motley crue i know i wouldn't be hanging out with those sick fucks... especially led zeppelin... you guys know that they always used to ask for the youngest girls they could find? they were great artists, but they were pieces of shit as human beings | ||||
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03-07-2006, 08:30 PM
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| Re: the dirt: motley crue Originally Posted by Pigwax
no doubt dude. i'm reading the zepp bio too written by their road manager. i read a couple at a time sometimes. they used to fish right off their balcony at a hotel in washington and they would catch a fuckload of fich and then when the little 14 year olds would come in they would fuck these girls with the fish. page was like 29 and was sewriously dating a 14 year old | ||||
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03-07-2006, 08:34 PM
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  | Re: the dirt: motley crue sometimes i do that burrito bit because curtis likes the taste of beans on my penis. | ||||
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03-07-2006, 10:35 PM
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| Underachiever  Mr Skinner is Offline Join Date: Nov 2005 Location: Up north, way up, pretty bloody close to the polar beers..
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 | Re: the dirt: motley crue Originally Posted by Boon
My thoughts exactly...I loved the book...again it shows that truth is stranger than fiction
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