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Old 03-27-2006, 05:49 PM   #1
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'Dirty Bombs' Crossed U.S. Borders in Test

WASHINGTON - Undercover investigators slipped radioactive material — enough to make two small "dirty bombs" — across U.S. borders in Texas and Washington state in a test last year of security at American points of entry.
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Radiation alarms at the unidentified sites detected the small amounts of cesium-137, a nuclear material used in industrial gauges. But U.S. customs agents permitted the investigators to enter the United States because they were tricked with counterfeit documents.

The Bush administration said Monday that within 45 days it will give U.S. Customs and Border Protection agents the tools they need to verify such documents in the future.

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Government Accountability Office's report, the subject of a Senate hearing Tuesday, said detection equipment used by U.S. customs agents to screen people, vehicles and cargo for radioactive substances appeared to work as designed.

But the investigation, carried out simultaneously at both border crossings in December 2005, also identified potential security holes terrorists might be able to exploit to sneak nuclear materials into the United States.

"This operation demonstrated that the Nuclear Regulatory Commission is stuck in a pre-9/11 mind-set in a post-9/11 world and must modernize its procedures," Sen. Norm Coleman (news, bio, voting record), R-Minn., said Monday in a statement.

The NRC, in charge of overseeing nuclear reactor and nuclear substance safety, challenged that notion.

"Security has been of prime importance for us on the materials front and the power plant front since 9/11," commission spokesman David McIntyre said in an interview.

The head of the
Homeland Security Department's Domestic Nuclear Detection Office, Vayl Oxford, said the substance could have been used in a radiological weapon with limited effects.

A Senate Homeland Security subcommittee, which Coleman leads, released details of the investigation and two GAO reports on radiation detectors and port security before hearings on the issues this week.

The GAO, the investigative arm of Congress, also found that installation of radiation detectors is taking too long and costing more money than the U.S. expected. It said the Homeland Security Department's goal of installing 3,034 detectors by September 2009 across the United States — at border crossings, seaports, airports and mail facilities — was "unlikely" to be met and said the government probably will spend $342 million more than it expects.

Between October 2000 and October 2005, the GAO said, the government spent about $286 million installing radiation monitors inside the United States.

To test security at U.S. borders with Mexico and Canada, GAO investigators represented themselves as employees of a fake company. When stopped, they presented counterfeit shipping papers and NRC documents that allegedly permitted them to receive, acquire, possess and transfer radioactive substances.

Investigators found that customs agents weren't able to check whether a person caught with radioactive materials was permitted to possess the materials under a government-issued license.

"Unless nuclear smugglers in possession of faked license documents raised suspicions in some other way, CBP officers could follow agency guidelines yet unwittingly allow them to enter the country with their illegal nuclear cargo," a report said. It described this problem as "a significant gap" in the nation's safety procedures.

Jayson Ahern, the assistant customs commissioner for field operations, said a system for customs agents to confirm the authenticity of government licenses will be in place within 45 days. Ahern noted the radiation detectors had sounded alarms.

"We're pleased when a test like this is able to demonstrate the efficacy of our technology," Ahern said.

False radiation alarms are common — sometimes occurring more than 100 times a day — although the GAO said inspectors generally do a good job distinguishing nuisance alarms from actual ones. False alarms can be caused by ceramics, fertilizers, bananas and even patients who have recently undergone some types of medical procedures.

At one port — which investigators did not identify — a director frustrated over false alarms was worried that backed-up trains might block the entrance to a nearby military base until an alarm was checked out. The director's solution: simply turn off the radiation detector.

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Associated Press writer Ted Bridis contributed to this report.

http://news.yahoo.com/s/ap/20060328/...ports_security
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Old 03-27-2006, 07:01 PM   #2
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no suprise at all.
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Old 03-27-2006, 07:14 PM   #3
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Re: 'Dirty Bombs' Crossed U.S. Borders in Test

Yeah but you or I would get cavity searched and thrown in jail for a joint.
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Old 03-27-2006, 08:14 PM   #4
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Re: 'Dirty Bombs' Crossed U.S. Borders in Test

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Yeah but you or I would get cavity searched and thrown in jail for a joint.
absolutely man. aren't like 80% or 85% of the people in jail in there for drug related shit?

i'm pretty sure
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Old 03-27-2006, 08:19 PM   #5
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55 percent of people in our prison system are nonviolent drug offenders
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Old 03-27-2006, 09:18 PM   #6
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Re: 'Dirty Bombs' Crossed U.S. Borders in Test

No surprize to me in that they can get across the border only it had"t happend yet.
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Re: 'Dirty Bombs' Crossed U.S. Borders in Test

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55 percent of people in our prison system are nonviolent drug offenders
I agree but we have to draw this line across the sand you do not cross.
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they need to stop making all these investiugations and reports and shit public, my theory on all this shit is that the terrorists are reading this shit and learning to do stuff.
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Old 03-28-2006, 03:09 AM   #9
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This is our concern, Dude.
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