Don't trust hippies

Silent Steve · 07-14-2007, 01:46 AM

So I bought a quarter of mushrooms off a hippie on thursday and took them tonight before I went into tranformers. An hour later.. and not a damn thing, some god damn hippie screwed me out of fifty bucks.
I used to think they were harmless, but now I know cartman was fuckin right.

Skip · 07-14-2007, 02:38 AM

Stop defaming the character of hippies. I take offense. I will sue you. Either that, or I have other ways. Trust me I have other ways. You guys need to learn how to love.

TheBagman · 07-14-2007, 09:18 AM

Fucking hippies. I suggest a flamethrower.

taco · 07-14-2007, 09:29 AM

A flamethrower wont do squat against thier heat resistant dirt shield. Soap and water is the only way to get rid of hippies.

scarymoose · 07-14-2007, 09:53 AM

all you need is a slayer cd

ßü††|ë§§ · 07-14-2007, 10:00 AM

Just keep an employment application with you at all times. Once hippies see one of those they scatter like the dirty roaches they are.

Edubs · 07-14-2007, 01:52 PM

I generally like hippies and their company, hwoever if he screwed you then he was obiously a fake hippie, so he must die, cause poser hippies are worse than hippies or anything really, well besides narcs

ßü††|ë§§ · 07-14-2007, 02:03 PM

MMMMmmmm...
Cheesey

FilLaB0NGo7 · 07-14-2007, 02:39 PM

a few weeks ago some hippy was a having a huge fire in his back yard and the kid I was with kind of knew him from the drunken weekend prior, he was a semi-cool hippy.. probably 45 or so w/ an ass load of tattoos and all he cared about was what kind of fish was being caught in the lake, so we go chill with this dude and the other hippys who live with him and their friends, and this girl showed up that I used to be pretty good friends with back in the day, and she had bud, and it just so happened the kid I was with wanted to buy an eigth... the girl with the bud said she only had half an eight but shed sell if for 15, one of the coke head hippys starts lecturing us all about supply and demand and that she has to sell it as a full eight, it's like wtf faggot I've known her longer than you, you cant pull that shit, I didn't bicker though because his friends and dog looked like they would enjoy killing and cooking a fat white kid a little too much... the kid I was with payed her 20 and we scooted..

The_Egg · 07-15-2007, 01:02 PM

buyer beware. Think that kid even knew they where bad? I mean its not like acid where you can just take a sugar cube and tell some one there is some acid on it. Did they look like any other shrooms you have ever had? I mean its a mushroom, I doubt the kid sucked the magic part out of it and sold you the left overs.

Silent Steve · 07-15-2007, 04:43 PM

Well fuck yeah he knew they were bad! He told me he tripped on them the night before!
What you think I just happened to get the only non hallucinogenic mushrooms in his fuckin stash!?
And how is it not like acid.. or anything for that matter? You take some.. and they either work or it doesn't work!

taco · 07-15-2007, 04:49 PM

Originally Posted by The_Egg

buyer beware. Think that kid even knew they where bad? I mean its not like acid where you can just take a sugar cube and tell some one there is some acid on it. Did they look like any other shrooms you have ever had? I mean its a mushroom, I doubt the kid sucked the magic part out of it and sold you the left overs.

shit or get off the pot, youre either an achiever or a hippie, and Im beginning to wonder.......

The_Egg · 07-15-2007, 04:58 PM

lol hey all im sayin is shit happens. I have been ripped off myself but i usually blame myself because when ever i have been ripped it was from some one i did not know or yeah it was just some bunk shit. And really i do not care what Anyone says about hippies. Fuck em if they cant take a joke.

P.S. Sorry about the loss of your 40 bucks they should be fuckin free IMO

Johny Badass · 07-15-2007, 04:59 PM

it was fifty bucks

Ricky L. · 07-15-2007, 05:42 PM

Hippies hate the man. Thier hatred for the modern man is also equal.