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01-08-2007, 04:14 PM
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| Amateur  el-producto is Offline Join Date: Dec 2005 Location: in some clean pussy
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  | DRUG TEST HELP had to take a piss test today and did some coke last night....i barely filled the cup up and my po tells me to come tomorrow. im gonna have to get someone elses piss cuz i cant get rid of that by tomorrow...what should i put the piss in so i can pull it out and just fill that cup up.....something small u know that will fit in my pocket i guess. the tempature doesnt matter, im the 1 that puts the cup on the table and throws it away | ||||
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01-08-2007, 04:37 PM
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| internet meme  pube is Offline Join Date: Nov 2005
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   | Re: DRUG TEST HELP condom taped to your leg, safety pin in your pocket, prick that shit | ||||
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01-08-2007, 04:37 PM
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| 20 oz soda for an extra $1.99  FilLaB0NGo7 is Offline Join Date: Feb 2006 Location: InsaneTerrain
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  | Re: DRUG TEST HELP strong ziplock baggy duct taped to your inner leg dumbfuck! | ||||
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01-08-2007, 04:47 PM
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| Amateur el-producto is Offline Join Date: Dec 2005 Location: in some clean pussy
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| Re: DRUG TEST HELP i was thinking about a litle film can....something taped to my leg come on now...i cant pull my pants up and do that. he doesnt leave me in the restroom by myself but i do have my back to him so i have to be slick | ||||
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01-08-2007, 05:26 PM
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| Underachiever  Mr Skinner is Offline Join Date: Nov 2005 Location: Up north, way up, pretty bloody close to the polar beers..
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 | Re: DRUG TEST HELP [Today 06:22 PM] el-producto: lol [Today 06:22 PM] Mr Skinner: haha do a line before ye meet him [Today 06:22 PM] el-producto: wear a neck brace [Today 06:22 PM] Mr Skinner: no need for the test [Today 06:22 PM] el-producto: lol hahah [Today 06:22 PM] el-producto: i didnt think that fool was gonna test me [Today 06:22 PM] Mr Skinner: lmao...that ye can say ye had an accident and got morphine for the pain [Today 06:21 PM] ShiVersBlood: sup partner [Today 06:21 PM] el-producto: show up in a wheel chair [Today 06:21 PM] el-producto: might as well go all out and do it [Today 06:21 PM] Mr Skinner: and wear a diaper [Today 06:21 PM] Mr Skinner: and a bit of tape [Today 06:20 PM] el-producto: lol yea im gonna have 1 maybe a rubber band to? [Today 06:20 PM] Mr Skinner: aight...2 knots then [Today 06:19 PM] el-producto: true but im thinking it might leak out the top [Today 06:19 PM] Mr Skinner: nah, they're supposed to withstand quite a lot [Today 06:18 PM] el-producto: shit i hope it doesnt bust up [Today 06:18 PM] Mr Skinner: my bad [Today 06:18 PM] Mr Skinner: right...lol | ||||
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01-08-2007, 05:48 PM
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| Administrator  KO is Offline Join Date: Nov 2005
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| Re: DRUG TEST HELP no film can, first no matter how clean you get it, youll probally get something in it that will contaminate the sample, and the thickness of the can will make it a cool sample. A condom, non lubed is the best for substitution, its thin walls allow for the best heat transfer from your body to raise the samples temp | ||||
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01-08-2007, 08:02 PM
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| senile, amoral crackpot  dan, muthafucka! is Offline Join Date: Apr 2006 Location: Toronto
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| Re: DRUG TEST HELP yeah do what the others said with the condom bit, but with the pin bit i'd wear a leather banded watch and pull it reeeeal tight with the pin strapped under it so when you pull out the condom with your hand that the watch is on you can pull out the pin with the other hand prick it then stuff it back without anyone noticing | ||||
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01-08-2007, 08:46 PM
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| est. May 8, 1986  modest moose is Offline Join Date: Jul 2006 Location: Under the boardwalk.
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  | Re: DRUG TEST HELP Damn, all I can say is Good Luck. | ||||
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01-08-2007, 09:03 PM
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| senile, amoral crackpot dan, muthafucka! is Offline Join Date: Apr 2006 Location: Toronto
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| Re: DRUG TEST HELP don't encourage him | ||||
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01-08-2007, 09:19 PM
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| Amateur el-producto is Offline Join Date: Dec 2005 Location: in some clean pussy
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| Re: DRUG TEST HELP ok what do yall think about these.....i have the clean piss already. i was gonna use a visine bottle or a little hand sanitizer bottle (the travel ones) | ||||
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01-08-2007, 09:20 PM
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| Amateur el-producto is Offline Join Date: Dec 2005 Location: in some clean pussy
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| Re: DRUG TEST HELP i would rather use somethin like that cuz the condom i dont know........i dont want that bitch to pop on me or something. its gonna be a lot harder to do to pop it and try to keep the piss from spraying all on my pants and shit | ||||
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01-08-2007, 09:30 PM
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| senile, amoral crackpot dan, muthafucka! is Offline Join Date: Apr 2006 Location: Toronto
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| Re: DRUG TEST HELP what? dude if you pop the condom right at the tip it's not gonna go spraying all over your pants a pin prick is so tiny you'll have a small and fast stream going. just do it. you're fucked if you don't so this is really your only option and it's not gonna fuck it. go grab a box of condoms now and try it out all you want, seriously a condom with a pin prick in it is highly controllable just dont shit yourself and you'll get through it fine | ||||
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01-08-2007, 09:38 PM
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| Amateur el-producto is Offline Join Date: Dec 2005 Location: in some clean pussy
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| Re: DRUG TEST HELP im gonna do it its my only choice wish me luck muthafuckers | ||||
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01-08-2007, 09:45 PM
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| Administrator KO is Offline Join Date: Nov 2005
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| Re: DRUG TEST HELP honestly I know exacty what your thinking, and i see where y7our coming rom. Ive tried a few methods in the past and although i finally chose antother, subsition is one i practiced many, many times. Using anything withn tink walls like that wont work. Its the very thin wall sof the condom that allow your body heat to transfer to the urine sample. ANything even a hari thinker wont allow then substanxce to pass. Immediately after a sample is taken, a temp reading is taken, if its below a certain temp, the sample is concidered tampered with, and not accepted. | ||||
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01-08-2007, 10:02 PM
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| Amateur el-producto is Offline Join Date: Dec 2005 Location: in some clean pussy
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| Re: DRUG TEST HELP man i keep telling yall.....this is how he piuss tests me. i piss in the cup, I GRAB IT MYSELF AND PUT IT ON THE TABLE and he sticks a lil card to check for drugs and I THROW THE PISS IN THE SINK AND THROW THE CUP IN THE TRASH CAN MYSELF. no temperature shit | ||||
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01-08-2007, 10:45 PM
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| the szooze button on a smoke alarm  TacoSusio is Offline Join Date: May 2006 Location: in my own little world
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| Re: DRUG TEST HELP just wear one of these instead and put the clean piss in the cans. then you can easily syphon it out.  | ||||
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01-09-2007, 05:07 PM
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| Amateur el-producto is Offline Join Date: Dec 2005 Location: in some clean pussy
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| Re: DRUG TEST HELP i passed that shit  used a mini hand sanitizer bottle | ||||
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01-09-2007, 05:10 PM
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| He makes me all tingley inside;)<3  daiseyduked is Offline Join Date: Nov 2005 Location: canada
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  | Re: DRUG TEST HELP yay  | ||||
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01-09-2007, 06:57 PM
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| Brofessor  TheBagman is Offline Join Date: Apr 2005 Location: In the desert on a horse with no name.
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