[Gag]

I'll list my favorite one for each State:

Alabama - Putting salt on a railroad track may be punishable by death.
Alaska - Owners of flamingos may not let their pet into barber shops.
Arizona - No more than six girls may live in any house.
Arkansas - The Arkansas River can rise no higher than to the Main Street bridge in Little Rock. (I'd like to see them fine the river)
California - No vehicle without a driver may exceed 60 miles per hour.
Colorado - Keeping a house where unmarried persons are allowed to have sex is prohibited.
Connecticut - You may not educate dogs.
Delaware - No person shall pretend to sleep on a bench on the boardwalk.
Florida - I could decide between these three:
1. Having sexual relations with a porcupine is illegal.
2. It is considered an offense to shower naked.
3. When having sex, only the missionary position is legal.
Florida must be a fucked up place to live.
Georgia - Sex with a dead body is illegal, however, sodomzing a dead body is legal. <- I bullshitted that one, and I'm not going to post anymore because I'm bored of reading them.

Actually I got bored of reading them around Delaware.

[Gag]

I had to add this last one...
Montana - Seven or more indians are considered a raiding or war party and it is legal to shoot them.

LMAO! Man, how awesome is that, if you see 7 Indians walking down the road, you can shoot them all down, and the only penalty you'll get is for fiing a gun in public.

[elroypornlab]

Texas- It is illegal to take more than three sips of beer at a time while standing.

[elroypornlab]

It is illegal to take more than three sips of beer at a time while standing.

[ßü††|맧]

Dumb laws from Canada

Comic books which depict any illegal acts are banned.

35% of a radio stations content must be “Canadian Content”.



You may not pay for a fifty-cent item with only pennies.

Citizens may not publicly remove bandages.

It is illegal for clear or non-dark sodas to contain caffeine.

Businesses must provide rails for tying up horses.

Wooden logs may not be painted.

You may never use dice to play craps.

If you are released from prison, it is required that you are given a handgun with bullets and a horse, so you can ride out of town.

When raining, a person may not water his/her lawn.

It is illegal to turn right on a red light at any time.

Margarine producers can’t make their margarine yellow.

All business signs in the province of Quebec must be in French.



Bylaw states that no more than 3.
If you have a water trough in your front yard it must be filled by 5:00 a.m.

Homeowners are responsible for clearing snow off of municipal sidewalks.

The city is classified as a no-pee zone.

The color of house and garage doors is regulated by city bylaws (a purple door get you a fine).

You can’t work on your car in the street.

It’s illegal to climb trees.

[ßü††|맧]

Dumb laws here in Oregon

state laws
Drivers must yield to pedestrians who are standing on the sidewalk.



One may not test their physical endurance while driving a car on a highway.



It is illegal to place a container filled with human fecal matter on the side of any highway.



Babies may not be carried on the running boards of a car.



Drivers may not pump their own gas.



A door on a car may not be left open longer than is necessary.



An adult may not show a minor any piece of classical artwork which depicts sexual excitement.



Dishes must drip dry.


The “Peer Review Statute” prohibits you from finding out details of any written or oral discussion about your medical treatment.


It is illegal to whisper “dirty” things in your lover’s ear during sex.


Ice cream may not be eaten on Sundays.


It is illegal to buy or sell marijuana, but it is legal to smoke it on your own property.


One may not bathe without wearing “suitable clothing,”.


Canned corn is not to be used as bait for fishing.

dumb city laws in Oregon

Beaverton
You must buy a $10 permit to be allowed to install a burglar alarm.

Eugene
It is illegal to show movies or attend a car race on Sundays.
It is legal to conduct a horse race or a symphony concert.

Hood River
Juggling is strictly prohibited without a license.

Kallamath River
It’s illegal to walk down a sidewalk and knock a snakes head off with your cane.

Marion
You cannot eat a doughnut and walk backwards on a city street.
Ministers are forbidden from eating garlic or onions before delivering a sermon.

Myrtle Creek
One may not box with a kangaroo.

Portland
Shoelaces must be tied while walking down the street.
It’s against the law for a wedding ceremony to be performed at a skating rink.
People may not whistle underwater.
You cannot wear roller skates in restrooms.
No one may attempt to cause someone to think that their property may be subjected to “offensive physical contact”.


Minors may not enter a room where a “social game” is being played.

Trucks may not be parked on the street.

Riders of sleds may not attach themselves to passing cars.

Persons may not pass through a “traffic congestion thoroughfare” more than twice per night.



Salem
Women may not wrestle in Salem.

Springfield
It is illegal to own a reptile within the city limits, unless you are a school or city, as a pet.

Stanfield
It is against the law for animals to have sex in the city limits.
Cloth towel dispensers are banned from restrooms.
No more than two people may share a single drink.

Yamhill
It is illegal to predict the future.

No one may allow their cellar door to remain open.

[Gag]

Originally Posted by ßü††|맧

Dumb laws from Canada



35% of a radio stations content must be “Canadian Content”.

I hate that one, because of that law they actually play the shit spewed from the mouths of Canadian Idol winners and even runner-ups.

[dan, muthafucka!]

i wanna know what fucking business the state has telling me what i can do in my fucking bedroom

[FilLaB0NGo7]

a) i've seen many pornos filmed in FL with positions other than missionary .

b) i pump my own gas whenever i feel like it

[ßü††|맧]

Originally Posted by FilLaB0NGo7

a) i've seen many pornos filmed in FL with positions other than missionary .

b) i pump my own gas whenever i feel like it

Both Oregon and New Jersey are the only states that do not have self serve gas.

[taco]

Originally Posted by Gag

Florida - I could decide between these three:
1. Having sexual relations with a porcupine is illegal.

You honestly wouldnt believe how big this problem is down here.

[Mr Skinner]

Originally Posted by ßü††|맧

No more than two people may share a single drink.

Is a bottle of whiskey considered a single drink? If so, I could live with this one...

[Gag]

Originally Posted by taco

You honestly wouldnt believe how big this problem is down here.

Well, they say laws are meant to be broken.