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[Boondock]

been to the er at least 30 times for my back. always the same thing. couple pills of norflex and a shot of demerol/finnergan.

[psiloshroom]

i broke both bones in my right arm with a concussion and a "pin-point" brain bleed when i thought i was pro snowboarder and went off a huge jump and landed bad... i had to wait over 8 hours in the er for the mri lady to come in and scan my brain.... and i always though the er was known for their speed of handling things.... haha

[heat_blitz]

Fell down some stairs, and split my bottom lip in half.

I didnt want fucking stitches in my lip, so I left and let it heal by itself. The damn doctor there was scaring me with his strange accent.

[smokeythebear]

i broke my leg in three places last year whilst snowboarding... i was stoned... it sucked monkey nuts

[Imperialgodfly]

I erm, was very drunk one night and depressed because I was seperated from my gf for Christmas/New Year (this was about 8 years ago) and for some reason rammed a 2 1/2 inch sewing needle into my arm.....

Next morning, I had some bleary notion of what a complete nutter I'd been the night before, and tried to cut my arm open to get the needle out, but couldn't get deep enough without there being an awful lot of blood, so I just decided to leave it, I was terrified I'd be locked in the nuthouse if I went to the hospital so I decided to hope it might just come back out on it's own......

It didn't, I eventually got help cooking up a story about why there was a sewing needle in my arm, and I went to A&E.....where after I got x-rayed I was told I had to be admitted and put to sleep so it could be taken out, I think it had managed to imbed itself in my arm muscle.......

Oh fuck, I was absolutely shitting it (I am scared of doctors anyway) but they pulled it out ok, not that I wanted it back, it's one of those moments in life where you don't know who you were and why you did what you did so the 2 scars on my arm are reminder enough of my fucking stupid act.

K
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[Dripping`]

I've never been to the ER, I guess I've been lucky.

[Spakle]

Hmmm. I've only been there cause of 1. falling off a small scooter when I was little which caused my chin to slide about 3 feet on the sidewalk (ow) which caused it to split open which made me... get stitches. and 2. last year I got my rook pierced (that little bump on the inside of your upper ear) and pretty much the next day I went to disney land and it got reaLLY infected... My ear was so puffed up it looked like I had a small red tea cup dish instead of an ear. So they took it out gave me a whole bunch-o-vicodin and sent me on my way. but that sucked cause it was hot in disney land the next day and myself being wanting of more pills took 3 in 92°F weather and went on that roller coaster ride that goes upsidedown and crap like that... so I barfed everywhere... hahaha

[Dripping`]

I also split my chin open, I jumped from a swing and landed with my kneecap hitting my chin, knocked myself out and split my chin open, so I guess I have been to the ER. lol.

[Spakle]

Ow!

[Boffin]

When I was little I was swinging from between a chair-back and the dining table... The chair fell away, I didn't... Ended up with a huge hole beneath my bottom lip that I could stick my tongue through! Healed well though; I've only got a small scar just below my lip that's basically hidden in shadow... Only one or two people have ever spotted it without my help.

When I was in Year 6 (the last year of Primary School) I fell in the playground onto a very sharp concrete step which was like ... half my height. I fell with all my weight on the back of my head, just below the skull. Apparently it could have been really serious if it was a little deeper... I sat for a second, then realised everyone was looking horrified. I couldn't feel anything there but warmth, I put my hand to it for a moment and it came away covered in blood... I SCREAMED and booked it to reception but there was a fucking card-key lock on the door and I didn't have my card. So there was a trail of blood through the playground to the door, ending in a big puddle and me screaming, covered in blood and hammering on the doors lol. I don't really remember getting to reception but I know I did because some Year 3s followed the trail to me. They called the ambulance and I had a bunch of stitches... I went back into school at the end of the day to pick up my friend with a huge bandage and was met with rumours of my own death. Nice.

[Spakle]

Holy SHIT!

[Dripping`]

Ouchies boffin!

[kimper3787]

Never been except one time when i was 6 or 7 and i choked on a hard candy.

[Motoxridah]

Lets see ive been twice. First was when I was 5 and I fell down some stairs and hit my head on the banister which ended up in 5 stitches on my forehead. Second time was last summer when a friend was messin with a knife and I stuck my hand out to block it when he was playing around and he accidently moved it fast and it hit my middle finger and slid across. Mind you this was a butchers blade. It cut right to the bone and I freaked. Ended in 8 stitches with a fatty scar.

[Dripping`]

dude, if someone knifed me accidently I would fucking FREAK the fuck out.. I would kick him in his ass.

[el-producto]

I WAS LIKE 10 AND ME AND MY COUSIN WERE FUCKIN AROUND WITH SOME BEER BOTTLES AND HE HIT 1 WITH A PIPE AND A NICE CHUNK OF GLASS GOT IN MY EYE. HAD TO WEAR A PATCH FOR A WHILE :goof:

[TheBagman]

fell asleep while driving one morning, crossed to the other side of the road, went in teh ditch, hit a field crossing at 70mph, me and my car flew 68 ft before it nosedived into the ground, my face went through the windshield, and my knee hit the dash hard, and i would have flew out of the vehicle, but my wrist got caught in the steering wheel and snapped, but i think thats what made me stay in the car... I was not wearing a seatbelt...

[IVY]

woah

[kimper3787]

Damn^ thats fucked up, glad to see your ok now.

[Boondock]

Originally Posted by Dripping`

dude, if someone knifed me accidently I would fucking FREAK the fuck out.. I would kick him in his ass.

when i was 17 i was whooping this kids ass in his front yeard after school. his father ran out of the house and pulled me off the kid. i whipped around and cought the dad in the throat and started whailing on him..mom comes out and puts a fucking steak knife right in my thigh.

[pube]

When I was 4 or 5, being the fat kid that I am, I was sitting on the kitchen counter as my mother prepared dinner and I leaned over to pick off a peice of lettuce from the frito pie, when I leaned, I placed my hand directly on a hot burner. When I was 12 or 13, I dropped my skateboard on my thumb and it was all huge and black and hurt real bad. They had to stick a needle in it to drain fluid. Earlier this year my friend thought it would be funny to hit me with his car because his dumbass thought a 1500 lb car wouldn't hurt if it was only going like 10mph. His bumper hit me directly on the side of my knee, shattered my knee cap and popped it out of place.

[xxkmanxx]

I dont got owt to tell :)

But Boffin what about your tooth and gum thang? Also i always notice that scar, like ... all the time, its cool, chicks dig scars :)


Del: Holy shit thank fuck your still alive

Boon: Wow you really ARE a hardass xD Did you smack that bitch up?

[Boondock]

Originally Posted by Unholy

I dont got owt to tell :)

But Boffin what about your tooth and gum thang? Also i always notice that scar, like ... all the time, its cool, chicks dig scars :)


Del: Holy shit thank fuck your still alive

Boon: Wow you really ARE a hardass xD Did you smack that bitch up?

shit man. that shit hurt like a bitch. she stabbed me and ran over to her boy and hubby and was nowhere near me. i was bleeding like a stuck fucking pick so i got the hell out of there