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Old 09-23-2005, 05:32 PM   #1
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Fuck The Pigs.



So today was supposed to be fucking awesome i waited all goddamn week for this fucking day and THIS is what I fucking get!

So I get off work around 2 and go to the bank to withdraw 100$ i already had 50$ from tips and shit... I go to pick my friend up from school around 2:35 and we pick up an 8th of white widdow around 3. At this point I called up the guy I was supposed to get my Roor from and he tells me he'll call me back at 4. My friend and I decided to smoke a blunt so we pulled into a good spot that we go to sometimes... The blunt lasted about 20 mins and we were high as fuck so we wanted to kick it for a minute.

Well a couple minutes later the guy I'm buyin the bong from calls back and we arange a spot to meet. RIght when i get off the phone with him i look in my rearview to pull out and bam cop right behind us. I was just like fuck ya kno what the fuck am i gonna do? My license was stolen a couple months back and i'm lazy as fuck so i had no ID on me im a minor and these bastards were gonna take my 8th!

so the goddamn pig comes to the window and asks how we are doing "fine how are you officer" blah blah blah then he says he smells pot and were just like fuuuck cause now the bastards can search our car cause we are minors . so the cop is saying he is giving us one last chance before he searches the car. I wasn't about to just let him find it so i pulled the 8th out from under the seat and gave it to him :goof: . so he asks us to step out of the car and they search us and find nothin. after they search us they sit us down and start searching my truck. They didn't find any more bud but they found some hella old alchey i didn't even know i had.

So they get all my info call my mom and call my friend ben's dad... my mom comes and picks me up cause i can't drive the car home and my friends dad comes for him... pretty fucked up day. :twitch:
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Old 09-23-2005, 05:34 PM   #2
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Re: Fuck The Pigs.

least you didn't get arrested
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Old 09-23-2005, 06:00 PM   #3
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Re: Fuck The Pigs.

why you give him the weed dude, fuck
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Old 09-23-2005, 06:03 PM   #4
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Re: Fuck The Pigs.

man he was gonna search it lol and he told us he would search or persons too... we are minors so we have no rights. It was hidden basically in plain sight under the seat, we stashed it quick... it was just all bad
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Old 09-23-2005, 06:11 PM   #5
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Re: Fuck The Pigs.

so your mom didn't care?
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Old 09-23-2005, 06:12 PM   #6
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Re: Fuck The Pigs.

oh god no she cares... saying how dissapointed she is and all this shit it really sucks. this fucked my life up pretty good for the moment lol

oh and i did get a ticket and shit so i think i am in the system... might have to go to court or some bullshit like that
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Old 09-23-2005, 06:14 PM   #7
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Re: Fuck The Pigs.

shame man,

I'd be pissed as fuck, I can't wait until I'm a parent, if/when/maybe when my kid gets caught dude and the cop is trying to tell me to put the bastard in rehab and shit I'll be letting it go in one ear and out the other and smoking up a joint with my kid on the way back to our house.
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Old 09-23-2005, 07:49 PM   #8
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Re: Fuck The Pigs.

deny deny deny, never failed me...
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Old 09-23-2005, 07:51 PM   #9
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Re: Fuck The Pigs.

yup, just like clinton [the man ]

"deny, deny, deny..."
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Old 09-23-2005, 07:52 PM   #10
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where i come from the cops word is the law fuckin bastards, who's a judge gonna believe
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Old 09-23-2005, 07:55 PM   #11
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Re: Fuck The Pigs.

Originally Posted by Luke
where i come from the cops word is the law fuckin bastards, who's a judge gonna believe

thats where it is everywhere. i like all these people that say they can't search your car or they can't just pull you over blah blah..they can do whatever they want

they can search your shit for nothing at all. they can say you were acting suspicios, thought you had a weapon or any number of things.

then can pull you over for nothing and say you were swerving and all kinds of shit.
you have no rights if the cop don't feel like giving them to you.

2 cops roll up and search you for no reason but they say you were doing whatever the fuck. they gonna believe a cop and his partner or 2 under age fuckers that are probably stoned....
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Old 09-23-2005, 07:59 PM   #12
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Re: Fuck The Pigs.

Keystone Kops in Kangaroo Courts......
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Old 09-23-2005, 08:06 PM   #13
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Re: Fuck The Pigs.

Originally Posted by Boondock
least you didn't get arrested
ya really but wat did ur mom say?
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Old 09-23-2005, 08:09 PM   #14
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Re: Fuck The Pigs.

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So today was supposed to be fucking awesome i waited all goddamn week for this fucking day and THIS is what I fucking get!

So I get off work around 2 and go to the bank to withdraw 100$ i already had 50$ from tips and shit... I go to pick my friend up from school around 2:35 and we pick up an 8th of white widdow around 3. At this point I called up the guy I was supposed to get my Roor from and he tells me he'll call me back at 4. My friend and I decided to smoke a blunt so we pulled into a good spot that we go to sometimes... The blunt lasted about 20 mins and we were high as fuck so we wanted to kick it for a minute.

Well a couple minutes later the guy I'm buyin the bong from calls back and we arange a spot to meet. RIght when i get off the phone with him i look in my rearview to pull out and bam cop right behind us. I was just like fuck ya kno what the fuck am i gonna do? My license was stolen a couple months back and i'm lazy as fuck so i had no ID on me im a minor and these bastards were gonna take my 8th!

so the goddamn pig comes to the window and asks how we are doing "fine how are you officer" blah blah blah then he says he smells pot and were just like fuuuck cause now the bastards can search our car cause we are minors . so the cop is saying he is giving us one last chance before he searches the car. I wasn't about to just let him find it so i pulled the 8th out from under the seat and gave it to him :goof: . so he asks us to step out of the car and they search us and find nothin. after they search us they sit us down and start searching my truck. They didn't find any more bud but they found some hella old alchey i didn't even know i had.

So they get all my info call my mom and call my friend ben's dad... my mom comes and picks me up cause i can't drive the car home and my friends dad comes for him... pretty fucked up day.
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Your fucking lucky they didnt arrest you, anything over 1.5 grams makes you a dealer in the cops eyes.

Fucking bacony bastards
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Old 09-24-2005, 02:03 AM   #15
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Re: Fuck The Pigs.

Minors DO have rights. a ticket does not mean your "in the system", but youve been "in the system" since you got your social sercurity card (birth).
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Old 09-24-2005, 03:05 AM   #16
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Re: Fuck The Pigs.

man that was stupid that 8th should of gone straight down your boxers, i dunno bout over there if they can take you to a station to do a strip search or something like that but whenever the pigs search you over here get that shit by your balls and they cant search there, and thats the end of it
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Old 09-24-2005, 03:36 AM   #17
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Re: Fuck The Pigs.

Originally Posted by AnnonUSA
Keystone Kops in Kangaroo Courts......

couldnt have said it better myself!
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Old 09-24-2005, 05:17 AM   #18
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Re: Fuck The Pigs.

never lie to a cop.. honestly..

unless you know you'll get away with it
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Re: Fuck The Pigs.

But who would lie if they know they're gonna get found out?
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Old 09-24-2005, 08:02 AM   #20
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Re: Fuck The Pigs.

fuckin A, kids never learn...DENY! DENY! DENY!
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Old 09-24-2005, 08:10 AM   #21
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Re: Fuck The Pigs.

This is why I don't blaze in cars when I have shit on me. If they pull you over and it doesn't smell like weed they're not gonna take your shit, and it's a lot easier to throw a j or a blunt out the window than part with all of it. I know that to a lot of you that sounds stupid, but I'm not rich and I don't have the money for the weed i lost, the ticket, and the lawyer/court fees, so it's a small price to pay.
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