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Old 12-13-2005, 06:26 PM   #1
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Fucked up schools...

So i picked my nephew up today and was gonna take him to work w/ me cause i only had to do 2 real quick things then could let him pet the tigers and shit.. but anyways i get to his school waiting to get him, he's only in kindergarten so the teacher brings the kids out and all that, and she knew i was picking him up cause u have to send a note, well she has this bullshit system where everyday the kids color in a green, yellow, or red circle.. green means they were good, yellow means they did somethin bad or whatever but not terrible, and red if they stab a kid in the face or sumin... well she walked up to me cause she has to have my nephew say who i am and shit, she's just a whack job.. and she's like well you should know brant got a yellow circle today, so i asked why and she said cause he poked a kid to see if he was sleeping during their nap time... i was like you are kidding me right, your honestly making a big deal outta that? and she got all serious, and got a tone w/ me so i decided to not get into it ripped up the paper told her she was a kindergarten teacher and to get a damn life... little kids take that shit to heart, esp. him he's a little whimpy and has never gotten introuble so he was like almost crying, thats all she fuckin wanted was to make him feel horrible about himself for tryin to talk to his friend during a nap time meanwhile the kids fuckin 6 who takes a nap at 6?


it's bullshit i can't stand what they do, he also got introuble before from her before because i think its 100% WRONG what they teach kids about the whole pilgram and indian thing so i told him the truth, nothin but and when they learned he was like my uncle told me that the pilgrams took the indians land and even killed some of them and she told him that didn't happen... i would have flipped the fuck out if i was in the states when that happened, i said sumin about that to her today to....



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Old 12-13-2005, 06:30 PM   #2
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Re: Fucked up schools...

you did the right thing by telling that bitch whats up
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Old 12-13-2005, 06:30 PM   #3
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Re: Fucked up schools...

fuck yeah, thats the problem with public schools. they teach the youth of our country what our government thinks they should "know"
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Old 12-13-2005, 06:35 PM   #4
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Re: Fucked up schools...

i'm gonna go talk to the principal, or school board about her... my sister isn't confrontational like that, and my brother in law just isn't concerned about it, and def. doesn't have the time either he's always outta town... but both agree she's a whack job, and after what i told my sister about today she said she doesn't have a problem with it..
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Old 12-13-2005, 06:55 PM   #5
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Re: Fucked up schools...

You should have smacked that bitch around.
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Old 12-13-2005, 07:03 PM   #6
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Re: Fucked up schools...

are you in your rights to do this as his uncle?
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Old 12-13-2005, 07:06 PM   #7
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Re: Fucked up schools...

dude. when kids are in preschool-5th grade everything is abig deal. shit gets me so uptight. it's not even with bad shit but with good shit. i remember my son had a graduation party/ceremony and all this shit every time he went from preschool tok-1-2...it's so fuckin homo.
i'm the only dad there that thinks it's lame but it is.
you know, give the kid a certificate or some shit. they don't need a party and this graduation ceremony shit that i have to sit through.
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Old 12-13-2005, 07:23 PM   #8
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Re: Fucked up schools...

where in the everyone gets a trophy era, then they get to their first job and its u and 30other people, and 1 opening.... not everybody gets a job so they look around like WTF was that all about and sue cause they didn't get it..... bbbbbbbbuuuuuulllllllllllllllllllllllshit country




and to tomo wtf rights are u talkin about? no bill of rights on who tells a principal the teacher is fuckin up, and like i said his parents are w/ me they just aren't into goin to the school and sayin sumin...... i'm not lookin to get this lady fired i'm lookin to get her to not lie, or be a cunt around my nephew i'm super protective when it comes to him...
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Old 12-13-2005, 07:36 PM   #9
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Re: Fucked up schools...

i don't know dude

The principal or some shit could be like "why the fuck do you care?"
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Old 12-13-2005, 07:40 PM   #10
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Re: Fucked up schools...

Originally Posted by The_Shootist
i don't know dude
The principal or some shit could be like "why the fuck do you care?"

and thats when i tell him it's not just me, and if need be they'll come in to back me up.... it's my nephew u obviously don't have 1, i'd snap anyones neck for that kid, sum bitch isn't gonna corrupt him and lie to him... thats bullshit, his dad doesn't have the time, and his mom doesn't have the balls that leaves me for the time being...
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Old 12-13-2005, 07:54 PM   #11
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Re: Fucked up schools...

awww...

and you don't want to be a dad. lol. It'd be scary having you as a dad dude.
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Old 12-13-2005, 08:01 PM   #12
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Re: Fucked up schools...

cause i can chill w/ him then once he gets annoying i can just take him home.. probably why i got close w/ him lol....

only problem would be if it was a daughter i'd pray till she was a lesbian... or shoot till she had only girls to choose from
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Old 12-13-2005, 08:09 PM   #13
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Re: Fucked up schools...

Originally Posted by JamaicanHerb
only problem would be if it was a daughter i'd pray till she was a lesbian... or shoot till she had only girls to choose from

EXACTLY what Ive always said. I couldnt handle having a baby girl.


If I had one, id make her fat.




When I was a little kid, I was severly allergic to cellery. My 1st grade teacher tried to literally force feed me that shit, and I freaked out and tried to hit her. My parents told me not to eat it because it could kill me, and those arent words you take lightly when youre a little kid... I kept telling the cunt I was allergic but she didnt believe me. I was fighting her so hard she took me to the office, and they called my dad who worked near the school. He came in and had the teacher fired in under 5 minutes.
Its bullshit what they used to do to us in school.
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Old 12-13-2005, 08:12 PM   #14
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Re: Fucked up schools...

i remember getting the strap on the hands in elementry school. wicked ass mean principle i had.
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Old 12-13-2005, 08:14 PM   #15
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Re: Fucked up schools...

i dont think schools could have physical punishment anymore because the kids would beat the fuck out of the staff half the time
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Re: Fucked up schools...

Originally Posted by JamaicanHerb
i dont think schools could have physical punishment anymore because the kids would beat the fuck out of the staff half the time


We egged my history teachers house, and shot it up with paintball guns when were like 14. He came out in his rob wanting to fight us
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Old 12-13-2005, 08:33 PM   #17
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Re: Fucked up schools...

Originally Posted by smoke_the_dank
We egged my history teachers house, and shot it up with paintball guns when were like 14. He came out in his rob wanting to fight us
I never got into it w/ teachers, i just did my thing at school and went home as fast as possible... but one time, and for the dumbest reason too.. we were just sittin there watchin a movie about whatever, and my main teacher left to have a kid, so we got this little prick, and i was sittin there doin my math homework and some people where talkin he told me and this other kid who i didn't even know to be quite i was like dude we weren't even talkin but alright whatever.... thats all i said and just put my head back down, and the kids behind us kept talkin and he said it again i'm was like dude seriously get over it, it's not us deal w/ it... so he was glaring at me and i just did it right back to him, waiting till he turned his head, i woulda sat there all week... then the kids started again, at this point i was about to hit these kids for not just shutting the fuck up, but he wanted to fuck w/ me more, he walked over and was like i gave u 2 enough warning come w/ me.. i started to kinda laugh and he was like whats so funny, i said i don't even kno this kid and yur tellin me i'm talkin to him like theres no tomorrow, meanwhile the little dorky kid beside me was about to cry.. but then the 2 kids behind us where like look it was us.. i said there u see, now calm down.. and he said stand up and come with me, and i thought he was talkin to them, because i had put my head down to start workin again, he said my name and said stand up... so i looked up and said look if i stand up its gonna be to kick your ass, now do u really want me to stand up... and went and called security so i ripped on him for about 5min for bein a pussy, and i was like alright look i'll give u first punch and everything and then i stood up so he went into the hall when security got there i spit at him on the way out.. only got a saturday cause the kids came in to say it wasn't me talking and all that, but then what i did was wrong or sum bullshit... made for a good laugh

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Thats fuckin great!


"If I stand up, its gonna be to kick your ass"


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Old 12-13-2005, 08:41 PM   #19
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Re: Fucked up schools...

yea, the school system is complete bullshit. They should teach kids more about life issues then acual academics, theres so much teen suicide and shit going now. When it comes down to it whats going to matter, how to add and divide, or how to survive.
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Old 12-13-2005, 08:43 PM   #20
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In High School Italian class, I had a little old Italian teacher that we used to abuse the crap out of. One day a friend and I cut the head off a horse statue, and painted blood all around the edges. When we came into class I poped it in his briefcase and sat dow