[elroypornlab]

So a friend and I are sitting at a local bar. When someone I remember but not really you know the type. Maybe from High school maybe fro a bar or a concert you were at with a head full of Acid. So this guy proceeds to get fairly in my face asking me questions about a night a few years ago when we fallowed him home to his house from the bar I think well I guess he was trying to suggest that I had taken among other things a pistol from his house. Well I quickly corrected him but in his highly drunken state that was not good enough He implied that his neighbors had seen me putting things in my car again I corrected him they may have seen someone but not me I reminded him that he woke me up a # that morning and walked me to my car because I was very drunk as well I guess long story long he got all hot and heavy and in my face sorta like he wants to get physical so the bouncers come over and really make things worse because now the dude is hot and embarrassed So I walk outside to catch some air and the bouncer suggests that I leave apearantly this cat had a few of his boys in the bar and they planned to stomp me So I left end of story. But people are fucking strange when there drunk

[TheDriver]

Crazy shit

[elroypornlab]

Bothered the shot out of me because he is calling me a thief in front of my friend an a bar full of people and I wanted to hit him but it just would have made me look guilty

[FilLaB0NGo7]

slash tires and break windows

[pube]

Thats why i hella carry a pistol in my car. Last night me and my rents were going out to dinner and on the freeway offramp waiting for the light, this dude tried to open one of the car doors. I dunno if he was drunk or wanting to carjack us or some shit, but I had my gun in my lap and I floored it.

[TheBagman]

^ bullshit, 100%.

[katchafire]

its a full moon coz theres plenty of weirdos out and about it seems. The bar I work at had a crazy dude following me around it he then proceeded to act like a loony so the bouncers try and take him out and he ends up on the floor struggling like a worm so one bouncer grabs his top and the other grabs his pants and try the good ol' toss out the door but hes struggling so much he comes out of his pants so he ends up sitting on the foot path in his underwear. It was fucken hilarious the police turn up and he starts head butting police men.

[elroypornlab]

^ I guess we know were he spent the night

[FilLaB0NGo7]

in an alley dumpster with several european male prostitutes preying on wealthy female tourists

[FilLaB0NGo7]

dude, european on my boots !

[Pigwax]

i've had some strange instances with fucked up people too. just the other day actually, i was walking down a street and this crazy crackhead sock puppet was yelling at some guy before me saying, "FUCKING FAGGOT! I HATE FAGGOTS!" then when i come along hes like "YOU AINT NO FAGGOT ARE YA?!" kinda half smiling, i just say no. "PUT SOME BASS IN YO VOICE! FUCKING FAGGOT"

theres always people looking to start fights

[Gag]

^Lol.

I was drinking at this spot last year where everyone from my HS went to drink because there was a patch of woods and tables and whatnot, anyways, some homeless guy used to sleep there at night, so one night while he's in the patch of woods trying to sleep, minding his own business, some dumb bitch who was drinking with us (she was dating my buddy at the time, total fucking cunt she was) starts running towards him crying and screaming something about him wanting to rape her and being a sick fuck, which was ridiculous.
Anyways, she gets a hold of this old guy and starts clawing at his face and kicking him and shit, and meanwhile he's just sort of in the fetal position not defending himself whatsoever.

Until eventually her boyfriend came and restrained her drunken ass.

Cruel as it was that was fucking hilarious.

[Gag]

On another occasion a group of guys chased and possibly beat that homeless guy.

[elroypornlab]

You guys are cool