[Boondock]

my buddies sort of threw a party for me a few years back when i was leaving ohio to go back to florida. more and more people ended up showing up. anyhow, we are all in a circle drinking 22 ounce bottles and smoking joints. this went on pretty much all night, the joints were constantly going around. a couple hours into it these 2 white dudes showed up that i had never seen before. they were all wiggered out talking shit about how hard they are and how much they can drink and smoke. they'll drink more than us and smoke more than us. well, they both hung in there for a couple hours till they turned into babbling, puking idiots and passed out. we took them outside and just layed them in the driveway. it was raining out to. not real bad but a steady rain. we just dropped them on the pavement and when i left the house at like 9 in the morning, they were both still passed out in the driveway, soaking wet with piles of puke right by their face.

[six_shooter]

LOL thats freaking awesome man! haha serves em right i hate assholes like that.

[Dripping`]

I can just see them trying to be cool at the party and trying to impress any ladies their with how much they can smoke \ drink.. when boon drinks and smokes all night and he's not even bothered.. I can just picture it and I fucking laugh

[gilligan]

back in highschool my buddy was kind of a dork and he was at a party and was drunk as hell, it was the first time i had seen him drink. He ended up jumping into a holly bush and shapped a dude in the face with his belt. It was great.

[AGanja]

I was the driving around three of my drunk friends one night, I was sober, not even high or anything, and my friends kept yelling at me 'cause I wasn't drunk with them. I told them that I could do anything they did drunk, backwards while i was sober... Big mistake for my pride.

Now of course the beligerant drunks that they were said "okay heres a challenge". One of them hopped on a skateboard and ollied down a flight of 3 stairs. I had to prove that i could do ANYTHING they did backwards so I went for it and tried to ollie backwards down the stairs, fell, and broke my arm in five places.

[AnnonUSA]

Years ago, a friend and I were looking to buy some bud, we found another buddy with a trunk-ful of good herb, we both bought some and decided to get wasted together, about 6 or seven of us (friends) piled in this guys car (an old Rambler, whose gas pedal would stick on occasion, but thats a different story) and we all chipped in some weed to roll a real Cheech and Chonger. This joint was about 8 inches long (we had the EZ-Wider roll-out paper) and about 3/4 of an inch thick. We rode around town for about 1/2 an hour passing that thing around! As per the drivers rule, no one was allowed to open a window. Everyone was wasted.

At one point the car windows were so fogged up, my friend, who was driving reached up and drew a TV screen shaped "window" in the windshield (complete with knobs) so he could see where he was driving. I will never forget that....

[kimper3787]

^LOL.. Ill type up my story later on tonight..

[heat_blitz]

When me and my mate were both really pilled up, we decided to go trolley racing round the whole of my borough. It was 4 am and we were bombing hills in shopping trolleys, making the most noise ever... then we came across some mental patient who had cut his arm up... ended up having to call an ambulance who took him away.

Straight after that we carried on trolley racing.

[|love-weed|]

on my 16th birthday, i was hanging out with my buddy kp, and he decided to call his buds up and throw me alittle party. so we goto his friends house otazo, he was in my study hall and i knew him pretty well, but he knew a bunch of 21 year olds and stuff so they brgouht alot of beer, weed and girls. just so you know, this will be the frist time i get drunk, high, and laid all in one night. so after about 4 beers and a shit load of joints i black out comlpetely. the next day i wake up in otazos bed next to this chick i met the night before, and were both butt naked. best night of my life.