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08-04-2005, 07:56 PM
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| Freak  Boondock is Offline Join Date: Nov 2005
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   | funny shit at my wifes job she works in a nursing home. she's a pt. anyhow, some of the people are jsut not with it there man and they do wierd shit. so i go pick her up the other day and we're walking down the hallway to leave and there is this black dude in a wheelchair just chillin in the hallway...looks about 70 yrs old...we're walking by and i'm looking at his fucked up looking eye and my wife says loudly, "cover your lap spencer" i look down and the dudes pasty old wrinkled up black dick is just hanging out hahahahahhah......i guess he has a hard time getting his wang out to piss so his wife cuts the crotch out of all his pants....he's not with it so he just rolls around the hallway and his fuckin cock is just dangling there man,,,,it's funny as hell some of these people just have no clue his fuckin dick was all ashy and shit .gif ":clap:") | ||||
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08-04-2005, 07:57 PM
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| Full Of Heady Goodness  gilligan is Offline Join Date: Nov 2005
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 | Re: funny shit at my wifes job you should have taken a picture | ||||
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08-04-2005, 07:58 PM
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| (o)(o)  MexicanGreen is Offline Join Date: May 2005 Location: South Carolina
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 | Re: funny shit at my wifes job lol i cant wait till the day i'm so drugged up i don't even kno my cocks flappin around maybe the old lady in the next room wont kno shes blowin me | ||||
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08-04-2005, 07:59 PM
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| suck my balls  DiscoJoey is Offline Join Date: Nov 2005
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| Re: funny shit at my wifes job Originally Posted by Gilligan
HAHAHAHA that is funny shit i wish i was there
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08-04-2005, 08:00 PM
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| Brofessor  TheBagman is Offline Join Date: Apr 2005 Location: In the desert on a horse with no name.
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  | Re: funny shit at my wifes job Yeah man i worked in a nursing home for 2 and 1/2 years...shit like that happens allthe time...the residents fucking rock, i love all those old people...after working with them for so long you get kind of attached to some of them... | ||||
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08-04-2005, 08:00 PM
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| Freak Boondock is Offline Join Date: Nov 2005
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| Re: funny shit at my wifes job she tells me wierd stories all the time man..i can't remember any right now but it's always something there is this one fat bitch that refused to wear tops. she's about 70 and always talks abut when she used to fuck and how guys would eat her "cunt" and shit craziness | ||||
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08-04-2005, 08:03 PM
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| Freak Boondock is Offline Join Date: Nov 2005
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| Re: funny shit at my wifes job she's gonna try to get me in there part time da. it's called activities...have a fe wpeople like that on staff and you make coffe for them in the morning and wheel them down for social time. after that you just go hang with them in their room. talk to them, watch tv with them, play cards. i think it would be cool to talk to some of the old timers in there there is this one dude that hangs with his wife all day. she does not even know whats going on and they are like both 80. he comes in in the morning and puts her in the wheel chair and just pushes her around the building all fucking day liong, every day. dude is tatted up too. when i see him in the hallway we talk about it..he's got 65 tats man and they are ol school..poor old bastard. his wife wouldn;t even know if he never came in but he does every day...never misses | ||||
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08-04-2005, 08:03 PM
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| Brofessor TheBagman is Offline Join Date: Apr 2005 Location: In the desert on a horse with no name.
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| Re: funny shit at my wifes job haha...those fuckers are crazy man...some of the cna's walk in on old guys jerkin off... | ||||
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08-04-2005, 08:04 PM
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| Full Of Heady Goodness gilligan is Offline Join Date: Nov 2005
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| Re: funny shit at my wifes job i bet that place is crawling with comedy and pills. My kind of place. good luck on the job boon. | ||||
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08-04-2005, 08:06 PM
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| Freak Boondock is Offline Join Date: Nov 2005
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| Re: funny shit at my wifes job i told her i'd do the activities thing but i will not clean up any kind of piss or shit or vomit or nothing like that.....activities don't have to but i guess they like to see them help out..if you're in their room talking to them and they piss they like to see you help but i don't roll like that i just want to drink coffe and talk about the wars and shit maybe get written into the will | ||||
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08-04-2005, 08:07 PM
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| Freak Boondock is Offline Join Date: Nov 2005
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| Re: funny shit at my wifes job lots of meds floating around there. | ||||
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08-04-2005, 08:08 PM
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| Brofessor TheBagman is Offline Join Date: Apr 2005 Location: In the desert on a horse with no name.
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| Re: funny shit at my wifes job right on man...those old guys are crazy...activities would be cool, i worked in the kitchen...like ever time i went to the alzheimers unit to deliver the cleanup carts this one would be like "help me get out of here, let me and would be begging me"....another lady was being fed and a cna was putting pepper on her eggs and she was like is that cigarette asshes and he was like sure and she thanked him a lot...many of them were just so drugged out they couldnt do anything but moan all day...some of the old guys would always grab the cnas crotch and ass it is funny... | ||||
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08-04-2005, 08:09 PM
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| Brofessor TheBagman is Offline Join Date: Apr 2005 Location: In the desert on a horse with no name.
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| Re: funny shit at my wifes job A lady i worked with got caught stealing meds and got sent to rehab... | ||||
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08-04-2005, 08:10 PM
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| southpark me  Pigwax is Offline Join Date: Nov 2005 Location: TX
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| Re: funny shit at my wifes job thats some crazy shit... i've seen some really fucked up old people... that sounds like a coo part time job... but i'd be the same way about cleaning thier shit and piss... i couldn't do that... but i have a grandma that worked as a private nurse for a while... she knows what thats like, and she did it for years | ||||
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08-04-2005, 08:11 PM
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| Brofessor TheBagman is Offline Join Date: Apr 2005 Location: In the desert on a horse with no name.
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| Re: funny shit at my wifes job It's not that bad...you get used to it... | ||||
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08-04-2005, 08:13 PM
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| dmb enthusiast  drukqs is Offline Join Date: Nov 2005 Location: ny state
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 | Re: funny shit at my wifes job lol, you should definatly find the medicine room boon, snag a few to test em out, make sure theyre safe for the old folks :) | ||||
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08-04-2005, 08:15 PM
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| Brofessor TheBagman is Offline Join Date: Apr 2005 Location: In the desert on a horse with no name.
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| Re: funny shit at my wifes job im not going to say much about it other than some of those people need that medicine, and their family pays alot for it... | ||||
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08-04-2005, 08:19 PM
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