[TheDriver]

An American soldier, serving in World War II, had just returned from several weeks of intense action on the German front lines. He had finally been granted R&R and was on a train bound for London. The train was very crowded, so the soldier walked the length of the train, looking for an empty seat. The only unoccupied seat was directly adjacent to a well dressed middle aged lady and was being used by her little dog.

The war weary soldier asked, "Please, ma'am, may I sit in that seat?" The English woman looked down her nose at the soldier, sniffed and said, "You Americans. You are such a rude class of people. Can't you see my Little Fifi is using that seat?"

The soldier walked away, determined to find a place to rest, but after another" trip down to the end of the train, found himself again facing the woman with the dog. Again he asked, "Please, lady. May I sit there? I'm very tired."

The English woman wrinkled her nose and snorted, "You Americans! Not only are you rude, you are also arrogant. Imagine!"

The soldier didn't say anything else; he leaned over, picked up the little dog, tossed it out the window of the train and sat down in the empty seat. The woman shrieked and railed, and demanded that someone defend her and chastise the soldier.

An English gentleman sitting across the aisle spoke up, "You know, sir, you Americans do seem to have a penchant for doing the wrong thing. You eat holding the fork in the wrong hand. You drive your autos on the wrong side of the road. And now, sir, you've thrown the wrong bitch out the window."

[Gag]

Haha nice.

[ßü††|맧]

Nice!

[Mr Skinner]

lol

But what? Ye hold yer forks in the wrong hand? Which hand?

[Gag]

I didn't get that either.

Isn't that basically the same as saying all Brits are lefty, and all Americans are righty?

[scarymoose]

i must be british

[The_Egg]

you guys use forks?

[ßü††|맧]

No, we prefer sporks.

[TheBagman]

Hella funny son.

[FilLaB0NGo7]

don't get me started on sporks... man, this blows, the kids had a half day today, i took care of my shit this morning and planned to come home and cook a bomb lunch but ten minutes after i walk in the door I hear the ungodly screech from the schoolbus, now i'm trapped in my room for at least the next 5 hours with nothing to eat, and of course the cunt kids like to play right on the other side of my door, i think they each brought an annoying friend with them and every time the smack the door it's hella motherfucking loud.. i got a 12pack* in the car i don't even think its worth getting till faggots leave. children suck. i need a 2nd shift job

[The_Egg]

Originally Posted by FilLaB0NGo7

don't get me started on sporks... man, this blows, the kids had a half day today, i took care of my shit this morning and planned to come home and cook a bomb lunch but ten minutes after i walk in the door I hear the ungodly screech from the schoolbus, now i'm trapped in my room for at least the next 5 hours with nothing to eat, and of course the cunt kids like to play right on the other side of my door, i think they each brought an annoying friend with them and every time the smack the door it's hella motherfucking loud.. i got a 12pack* in the car i don't even think its worth getting till faggots leave. children suck. i need a 2nd shift job

And you blame the Spork fot this half day?

[AnnonUSA]

FilLa i thought you were starting school? Why are you still home?

[The_Egg]

The spork is keeping him down.

[taco]

Why are the kids trapping you in your room? Cant you just go get some food and the beer and return to your sanctuary?