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Old 09-17-2005, 08:05 PM   #1
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Get Rid Of The Body!

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Your a murderer... a serial murderer and you are on the rampage again in two cities over.... your prey lays before you, now extinguished..... you know how good detectives are .. and you wonder the following?


What method of death and disposing of the body would leave the least remaining tracelable evidence?// Time is a factor....
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Old 09-17-2005, 08:07 PM   #2
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Re: Get Rid Of The Body!

Get some contacts in like africa, sell the body on the black market organ trade, make a little extra money.
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Old 09-17-2005, 08:11 PM   #3
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Re: Get Rid Of The Body!

caskets have moveable bottoms, they can crank all the way up and all the way down, i'd put the body in the bottom of a persons casket going to get cremated, replace the bottom, put back in the original person... walk away like nada happened...
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Old 09-17-2005, 08:23 PM   #4
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Re: Get Rid Of The Body!

you by extremly potent acid, with stolen credit cards,as well as having them delivered to other empty homes. then remaining bones are easy enough to get rid of
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Old 09-17-2005, 08:25 PM   #5
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Re: Get Rid Of The Body!

i could give body parts to the larger crocs at the zoo to, i have plenty of ways u just never know when one will come in handy
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Old 09-17-2005, 08:29 PM   #6
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Re: Get Rid Of The Body!

i would take the body back to the swamp and let the turtles and pigs take care of the body for me.
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Old 09-17-2005, 08:30 PM   #7
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Re: Get Rid Of The Body!

hmm.. some facts still remain unanswered.... how to hide/dispose of clothesss... or traces of you at the scene...
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Old 09-17-2005, 08:31 PM   #8
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Re: Get Rid Of The Body!

go in... killl... scatter... and kill again... ... think think.. how could you get away with it.. time and time again without getting caught?
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Old 09-17-2005, 08:32 PM   #9
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Re: Get Rid Of The Body!

put on rubber gloves
put on a swimmers cap (to keep hairs from falling)
put on flat bottomed shoes
you go to the victims house in the middle of the night
you duct tape them to the bed, after securely duct taping their mouth shut
knock them out
cut the tape
carry them to the bathroom/ wide open room
cover the floor in a large plastic sheet
beat they're face to death
wrap the body up
go to a remote area
bury the body
re sod if necesarry
get an alabi
lay low for a while
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Old 09-17-2005, 08:33 PM   #10
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Re: Get Rid Of The Body!

its scarry .. you answered that so fast...
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Old 09-17-2005, 08:38 PM   #11
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Re: Get Rid Of The Body!

damm, now if they find all those bones they will know it was me, goodye, im screwed
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Old 09-17-2005, 08:39 PM   #12
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Re: Get Rid Of The Body!

sneak into their house at night then take a syringe and inject some poison into their blood stream
then take their body to the middle of some woods
find a bigass tree and dig up near the roots a few feet. then hack up the body and all the blood will absorb into the ground, after that put all the soil and stuff back around the tree and go home and wash your hands
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Old 09-17-2005, 08:50 PM   #13
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Re: Get Rid Of The Body!

Feed em' to hogs
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Old 09-17-2005, 08:56 PM   #14
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Re: Get Rid Of The Body!

id just walk down the street with syringes and bump into people and inject air into their bloodstream and just walk off. Nobody will know what hit em.
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Old 09-17-2005, 09:06 PM   #15
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you'd get caught
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Old 09-17-2005, 09:23 PM   #16
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Re: Get Rid Of The Body!

alright if sum1 fucked w/ me enough i went to kill them and planned it out this is what i'd do...

all in rubber gloves, bathing caps, the whole 9yards...give them enough of sodium pentobarbital for about double their weight just to make sure(what they put animals to sleep) with, possibly some chloral hydrate, ether or sumin along those lines to get the get down fast and easy so theres less of a struggle, then give him the shot in the heart, bag him up, along w/ the clothes i was wearing and all the stuff i used... I guess it depends on the size of the person who fucked w/ me when it comes to my next step, if it was a small person i'd probably just park a ways away, do the job at night and just walk like it was luggage, till i got to the car i used, a huge way to get caught is by a neighbor seeing your car, so i might go as far as cutting them in 2 in the garage on a huge tarp to make sure i can get away unseen.. no way would i park near, hopefully the person will leave on a lot of land? but if i cut them up i'd for sure just keep cutting them up and feed the body to gators and animals, i could do it pretty easy... if it was sum1 who fucked w/ me and 1 of my cousins we'd do the casket way to get rid of them, if the dude did sumin this serious to me i'm sure it would involve my family so my cousin who is now in the business(just graduated) he'd for sure help me out and feel me so we'd just get the body cremated and be done w/ it, pretty sure their new funeral home is gonna have it's own crematory so then it will be a little to simple for me to get rid of bodies lol
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Re: Get Rid Of The Body!

big ass bonfire, throw the body in
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Re: Get Rid Of The Body!

wood chipper into pirana infested waters...and than I'd destroy the wood chipper.
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