[TheBagman]

Redneck Driver's Application

Plez compleet this paper, best ya can.

Last name: ________________

First name:
[_] Billy-Bob [_] Bobby-Sue
[_] Billy-Joe [_] Bobby-Jo
[_] Billy-Ray [_] Bobby-Ann
[_] Billy-Sue [_] Bobby-Lee
[_] Billy-Mae [_] Bobby-Ellen
[_] Billy-Jack [_] Bobby-Beth Ann Sue

Age: ____ (if unsure, guess)
Sex: [_]M [_]F [_]None
Shoe Size: ____ Left ____ Right
Occupation:
[_] Farmer [_] Mechanic
[_] Hair Dresser [_] Waitress
[_] Un-employed [_] Dirty Politician

Spouse's Name: __________________________
2nd Spouse's Name: __________________________ 3rd Spouse's Name: __________________________
Lover's Name: __________________________
2nd Lover's Name: __________________________

Relationship with spouse:
[_] Sister [_] Aunt
[_] Brother [_] Uncle
[_] Mother [_] Son
[_] Father [_] Daughter
[_] Cousin [_] Pet

Number of children living in household: ___
Number of children living in shed: ___
Number of children that are yours: ___

Mother's Name: _______________________
Father's Name: _______________________

Education: 1 2 3 4 (Circle highest grade completed) If you obtained a higher education what was your major?
[_] 5th grade [_] 6th grade

Do you [_] own or [_] rent your mobile home?

Vehicles you own and where you keep them:
___ Total number of vehicles you own
___ Number of vehicles that still crank
___ Number of vehicles in front yard
___ Number of vehicles in back yard
___ Number of vehicles on cement blocks

Age you started drivin ______ (If over 10 are you are still slow lerrnin ? [_] Yes [_] No)

Firearms you own and where you keep them:
____ truck ____ kitchen
____ bedroom ____ bathroom/outhouse
____ shed ____ pawnshop

Model and year of your pickup: _________ 194_

Do you have a gun rack?
[_] Yes [_] No; If no, please explain:

Newspapers/magazines you subscribe to:
[_] The National Enquirer [_] The Globe
[_] TV Guide [_] Soap Opera Digest
[_] Rifle and Shotgun [_] Bassmasters

___ Number of times you've seen a UFO
___ Number of times you've seen Elvis
___ Number of times you've seen Elvis in a UFO

How often do you bathe:
[_] Weekly
[_] Monthly
[_] Not Applicable

How many teeth in YOUR mouth? ___
Color of teeth:
[_] Yellow [_] Brownish-Yellow
[_] Brown [_] Black
[_] N/A

Brand of chewing tobacco you prefer:
[_] Red-Man [_] Skoal

How far is your home from a paved road?
[_] 1 mile
[_] 2 miles
[_] don't know

[gilligan]

i give it my seal of approval

[kid_3]

hahahah, seen it before...

lets ee if i can find the one for the place i live

[scarymoose]

Redneck Driver's Application

Plez compleet this paper, best ya can.

Last name: _smith __________

First name:
[x ] Billy-Bob [_] Bobby-Sue
[_] Billy-Joe [_] Bobby-Jo
[_] Billy-Ray [_] Bobby-Ann
[_] Billy-Sue [_] Bobby-Lee
[_] Billy-Mae [_] Bobby-Ellen
[_] Billy-Jack [_] Bobby-Beth Ann Sue

Age: _34_ (if unsure, guess)
Sex: [x ]M [_]F [_]None
Shoe Size: _12 _ Left _14 _ Right
Occupation:
[_] Farmer [_] Mechanic
[_] Hair Dresser [_] Waitress
[x ] Un-employed [_] Dirty Politician

Spouse's Name: _mary sue _____________________
2nd Spouse's Name: __bessie _____________________ 3rd Spouse's Name: _n/a______________________
Lover's Name: __spot ____________________
2nd Lover's Name: _luke _____________________

Relationship with spouse:
[x ] Sister [_] Aunt
[_] Brother [_] Uncle
[_] Mother [_] Son
[_] Father [_] Daughter
[x ] Cousin [_] Pet

Number of children living in household: _6 _
Number of children living in shed: _1 _
Number of children that are yours: _dunno

Mother's Name: _billy _____
Father's Name: _______billie ___________

Education: 1 2 (3) 4 (Circle highest grade completed) If you obtained a higher education what was your major?
[_] 5th grade [_] 6th grade

Do you [x ] own or [_] rent your mobile home?

Vehicles you own and where you keep them:
_2 _ Total number of vehicles you own
_2 _ Number of vehicles that still crank
_3 1/4 _ Number of vehicles in front yard
_0 _ Number of vehicles in back yard
_4 _ Number of vehicles on cement blocks

Age you started drivin _23 ___ (If over 10 are you are still slow lerrnin ? [x ] Yes [_] No)

Firearms you own and where you keep them:
_6__ truck _0__ kitchen
_15?_ bedroom _2_ bathroom/outhouse
_3_ shed ___ pawnshop

Model and year of your pickup: __ford___ 1948

Do you have a gun rack?
[x] Yes [_] No; If no, please explain:

Newspapers/magazines you subscribe to:
[x] The National Enquirer [_] The Globe
[_] TV Guide [_] Soap Opera Digest
[_] Rifle and Shotgun [_] Bassmasters

_5_ Number of times you've seen a UFO
_2_ Number of times you've seen Elvis
_2_ Number of times you've seen Elvis in a UFO

How often do you bathe:
[_] Weekly
[x] Monthly
[_] Not Applicable

How many teeth in YOUR mouth? _9
Color of teeth:
[_] Yellow [x] Brownish-Yellow
[_] Brown [_] Black
[_] N/A

Brand of chewing tobacco you prefer:
[_] Red-Man [x] Skoal

How far is your home from a paved road?
[_] 1 mile
[_] 2 miles
[x] don't know



now maybes i can legally drive my pick-em-up truck

[BakednToasty]

i like your beatle poster on the side of the pic

[Hokembokem]

i dont

[gilligan]

.

[TheBagman]

the beatles poan

[Hokembokem]

this thread = teh gay

[gilligan]

Originally Posted by Hokembokem

this thread = teh gay

well thanks for your addition to the thread my man.

[Hokembokem]

Originally Posted by Gilligan

well thanks for your addition to the thread my man.

this thread and this comment = teh gay

[gilligan]

you seem to be the authority on gayness.

http://www.thejointforum.com/showthread.php?t=4009

[TheBagman]

wtf is hokem being so fucking negative for...

[kid_3]

let him have his fun..

its funny as hell!

[TheBagman]

whatever...he should come up with something more originial, all his shit is overplayed...