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Old 02-27-2006, 04:57 PM   #1
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Gods little bother
Is it just me or does this planet have a crapload of screwed up animals or what?!? I always hear people asking how a loving god would let such horrible things happen such as tornados and other natural disasters but they never mention the goddamn animals. I can explain it with one word: Bob*. Bob is Gods little brother who can't keep his hands off other peoples stuff.

As we all know God rested on the 7th day and that's where the trouble began. God was in the den knocking back a bottle sacremental wine while Bob got into the workshop and started building things out of spare parts. He took the body and head of a beaver and jammed the bill of a duck on it. Then he attatched some webbed feet and put venomous barbs on the back legs of the males. To top off the whole thing he made the thing lay eggs. Yes folks, I present you with the platypus.
Do you have a better explaination? Huh?!

Some people believe Bob is also responsible for spiders, but he is not. God had no choice in that, if he hadn't we would be up to our armpits in insects. I think spiders are the worst consequence of this foul up. I can't stand those things, they scare the hell out of me.

This is why I believe Bob must die.


*When I first concocted this crap Bob was called Stewie, but then Family Guy came out and it just seemed too close to character.
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Old 02-28-2006, 01:26 PM   #2
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Re: Gods little bother
is that J.R. Bob Dobbs? or would that be jehova 1 or jehova 2 or levi pants from the crutch of moo?
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Old 02-28-2006, 09:54 PM   #3
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Re: Gods little bother
WTF are you talking about?
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Old 03-01-2006, 01:23 AM   #4
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Re: Gods little bother
Originally Posted by curtisd
and what do peoples names mean and shit...
It's like Butch said: American names don't mean shit. Canadian prolly neither. Our names have a meaning each. Mine's mean 'he who shines'

Oh, and in english you very, very often use the same names for girls and boys...like Jaimey...could be both. That never happens in other european languages, except spanish..here the name tells you what sex the bearer is..
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Old 03-01-2006, 10:05 AM   #5
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Re: Gods little bother
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It's like Butch said: American names don't mean shit.
yea they do my name means "manly and courageous"
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Old 03-01-2006, 10:29 AM   #6
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Re: Gods little bother
I bet your name is latin, mate...aren't you mexican?
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Old 03-01-2006, 10:35 AM   #7
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Re: Gods little bother
Originally Posted by Mr Skinner
I bet your name is latin, mate...aren't you mexican?
i just told you my name is american mr skinner. i aint from mexico, i was born in america
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Old 03-01-2006, 10:49 AM   #8
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Re: Gods little bother
Then tell me, is it an american-english name, or is it an older name, from another language?
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Old 03-01-2006, 11:39 AM   #9
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Re: Gods little bother
its greek but i dont know how it would be pronounced over there
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Old 03-01-2006, 12:04 PM   #10
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Re: Gods little bother
YAY Bob
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Old 03-01-2006, 12:17 PM   #11
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Re: Gods little bother
whats your name el-p? jose, haha just kidding. if your born in america your as american as me...
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Old 03-01-2006, 12:55 PM   #12
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Re: Gods little bother
Originally Posted by el-producto
yea they do my name means "manly and courageous"


Originally Posted by el-producto
its greek but i dont know how it would be pronounced over there
seeing as how i'm an expert in everything greek...

i'd have to guess el's name is Andres... or Andrew... but probably Andres...
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Re: Gods little bother
Originally Posted by el-producto
its greek but i dont know how it would be pronounced over there
So it ain't american, is it?

I still gotta quote Butch: American name don't mean shit. Neither do english.
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Re: Gods little bother
Originally Posted by Mr Skinner
American name don't mean shit.
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Old 03-01-2006, 01:54 PM   #15
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Re: Gods little bother
Originally Posted by Pigwax
seeing as how i'm an expert in everything greek...

i'd have to guess el's name is Andres... or Andrew... but probably Andres...
I thought Andreas meant steady like a rock?
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Re: Gods little bother
Andres (or Andreas) is the spanish form of Andrew... which i'm pretty sure means manly
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Re: Gods little bother
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Andres (or Andreas) is the spanish form of Andrew... which i'm pretty sure means manly
I looked it up...you're right...Andreas is the original form and means courageous or manly
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my name means "little king"
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