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01-09-2006, 05:18 AM
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| it's OK, I'm a limo driver.  Silent Steve is Offline Join Date: Dec 2005 Location: Fayetteville, Arkansas
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    | google cars crazy.. In a shock move, Google Inc. (NASDAQ: GOOG) are expected to announce a move into the assembly and design of a range of automobiles. Instead of going head to head with the leading car makers they are expected to collaborate fully with the likes of Ford, Honda and Nissan. “Thinking of the possibilities of branding this way totally implodes my brain” said Barry Sage, Google co-enthusiast and president of a small geek collective. “I’m so pleased that one day I’ll be able to ride in a big G automobile” This announcement is logical expansion of the existing Google portfolio of products and services. Route planning being the most obvious, with other media being spooled through the car’s build in control center. “Imagine the advantages of the car being able to tell you where to drive to on a breakdown”, said Mary Mustard, Leader of a shipping firm. “Or even choosing which shops to drive to depending entirely on the prices they offer”. She adds, trying to work out how you’d possibly drive to a garage when broken down. In an extension of the radio, local advertisers will bid on time slots with which to ply you with their wares. The ad spots will be allocated on a driver by driver basis depending on previous car history and which stores they visited within the last 30 day period. Yahoo and MSN have yet to comment, but expect to come to market with a similar product once they’re let Google work out how it’s done. Google themselves have yet to comment on any of this. | ||||
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01-09-2006, 06:29 AM
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| Careful with that axe  Ta'veren is Offline Join Date: Nov 2005 Location: nowhere
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  | Re: google cars that is sick as hell | ||||
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01-09-2006, 07:40 AM
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| D.E.E  six_shooter is Offline Join Date: Nov 2005 Location: Notts
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 | Re: google cars lol so is mr garrisons vehicle | ||||
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01-09-2006, 07:51 AM
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| Careful with that axe Ta'veren is Offline Join Date: Nov 2005 Location: nowhere
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| Re: google cars what was that thing called again? | ||||
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01-09-2006, 08:04 AM
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| Brofessor  TheBagman is Offline Join Date: Apr 2005 Location: In the desert on a horse with no name.
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  | Re: google cars that's hot. | ||||
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01-09-2006, 09:05 AM
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| Amateur  heat_blitz is Offline Join Date: Nov 2005
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| Re: google cars I heard google were gonna start manufacturing their own computers aswell, based on a linux version or something. | ||||
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01-09-2006, 09:41 AM
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| Full Of Heady Goodness  gilligan is Offline Join Date: Nov 2005
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| Re: google cars mr garrisons vehicle, the name leaves me at the moment, was a funny ass episode... it sure beats flying though lol... | ||||
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01-09-2006, 11:19 AM
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| Zazoul  budslide is Offline Join Date: Nov 2005 Location: Madison, WI
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  | Re: google cars wasn't it called "IT" | ||||
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01-09-2006, 03:21 PM
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| Hence, my self-loathing  AnnonUSA is Online Join Date: Nov 2005 Location: USA
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| Re: google cars I heard Google was going to drill to the earths core to harness the Core Energy for power. This will eliminate the need for fossil fuels to generate electric power. Google will soon rule the world...... I'd buy their stock if i were you.:confused1 | ||||
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