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| internet meme pube is Offline Join Date: Nov 2005
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![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() | gotcotsmokingtehpot Yeah, so I got caught. I had been sorta caught a few times before, like smelled a little like weed, asked why i cant walk straight, been caught with an unused pipe...so never really any hard evidence. Earlier in the year I accidently left my roach bottle in the couch cushions and my dad found it but never said shit. But today I decided I was going to go outside and smoke. My mom was in the other room watching a baseball game and my dad was napping. I go in the backyard but the neighbors are out there so I dont smoke so they wont smell it. So I go around the side yard to the front to smoke. Somehow my mom heard me or something and looked out the window and saw me rippin the pipe. I didnt see her or anything so I kept smoking. I had rounded the side gate and was closing it when I heard the front door open. Figured it was my mom or dad getting something from the car or some shit so I kind of hurridly went back inside. Heard the door open again and my mom came stompin in all pist asking what i was doing and shit. Saying she can see out the window so I just said you know what I was doing then. I told her I'm going to keep doing it and she doesnt like it I'm ready to move out. I also told her how I dont smoke outside of the house or drive stoned or hang out with sketchy people and shit. I also mentioned all her liquor miniatures I found at our old house which she must have carried around in her purse in the 70's. I also told her pot isnt that bad and she should know since she grew up in the 70s or 60s. She calmed down and pretty much permitted me to smoke. She just doesnt want to see smell or talk about it. She actually gave me my fucking pipe back and has been acting chill as hell all night. I just thought I would share how my life was ruined then turned badass within about 15 minutes. No more constant worrying or lying about getting caught. | ||||
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| One beer away from being an asshole | Re: gotcotsmokingtehpot Sucks to be you. |
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| Brofessor | Re: gotcotsmokingtehpot Should have threatened her with your AK. |
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| 20 oz soda for an extra $1.99 | Re: gotcotsmokingtehpot right on |
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| 20 oz soda for an extra $1.99 | Re: gotcotsmokingtehpot did you guys not read the ending |
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| One beer away from being an asshole | Re: gotcotsmokingtehpot He had me at "yeah" |
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| 20 oz soda for an extra $1.99 | Re: gotcotsmokingtehpot I for one missed puberson.... |
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| ASSCLOWN | Re: gotcotsmokingtehpot I might as well add that, I can no longer smoke. It is bad for my leg amputate. |
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| One beer away from being an asshole | Re: gotcotsmokingtehpot Too bad it wasn't you head Shiv. Hugs and kisses... |
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| Fucking Brutal | Re: gotcotsmokingtehpot Fuckin faggot lets watch it again |
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| Mean Old Bastard | Re: gotcotsmokingtehpot |
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| Mean Old Bastard | Re: gotcotsmokingtehpot BTW, what did they do with the extra meat after they hacked off your legs? Maybe give it to a homeless shelter to make stew out of. |
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| Brofessor | Re: gotcotsmokingtehpot Naw, pass me some breaded shivers strips... |
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| One beer away from being an asshole | Re: gotcotsmokingtehpot When you could have gotten some Shiv head? |
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| Mean Old Bastard | Re: gotcotsmokingtehpot go to the shelter like the rest of the bums. |
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| Mean Old Bastard ßü††|ë§§ is Offline Join Date: Dec 2005 Location: Willamette Valley
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