[Ricky L.]

Back in the year 1999, there was a man named Miguel Raminer. Miguel was your typical Mexican American, except for one thing, he was also a cat burglar. Well on Halloween Night, Miguel was wearing his Grim Reaper Costume, when he noticed a opened window on the side of the house. Miguel's memories of his former life of crime all came coming back to him. Even though he spent 4 years in state prison for Burglary, he found himself unable to fight the urge and before he knew what was happening he was already cralwed into the house.
"Dang dang dang, I just wanted to trick or treat tonight." He thinks to himself, but its simply too late to turn back. He tip toes towards the master bedroom, when all of a suddden.

"OH my god home invasion!" A man in his late 60s screams. Miguel whips around and caps the old man three times in the chest. Miguel was on edge because so man home owners have guns. He staires at the old man bleeding on the ground, lifeless. Miguel is very saddened by his actions, but he must leave now with all haste! He sprints for the front door, when he hears a sawed off shotgun blast go behind him.
"You killed me papi!" The 13 year old son screams,

"Today you die too!" Miguel fires a shot into the little boys skull.

The story is featured all over the news. He is dubbed "The Halloween Deviant." Miguel is captured the next week and recieves the death penalty.

[TheBagman]

You sure like the year 1999. Is that when you were born?

[The_Egg]

that was the year his daddy was let out of prison and came home to his son.

[sHIVers Dad]

^it true

[AnnonUSA]

That was an epic story. Send a copy to John Carpenter.

[TacoSusio]

Originally Posted by Fallenaway17

Back in the year 1999, there was a man named Miguel Raminer. Miguel was your typical Mexican American, except for one thing, he was also a cat burglar. Well on Halloween Night, Miguel was wearing his Grim Reaper Costume, when he noticed a opened window on the side of the house. Miguel's memories of his former life of crime all came coming back to him. Even though he spent 4 years in state prison for Burglary, he found himself unable to fight the urge and before he knew what was happening he was already cralwed into the house.
"Dang dang dang, I just wanted to trick or treat tonight." He thinks to himself, but its simply too late to turn back. He tip toes towards the master bedroom, when all of a suddden.

"OH my god home invasion!" A man in his late 60s screams. Miguel whips around and caps the old man three times in the chest. Miguel was on edge because so man home owners have guns. He staires at the old man bleeding on the ground, lifeless. Miguel is very saddened by his actions, but he must leave now with all haste! He sprints for the front door, when he hears a sawed off shotgun blast go behind him.
"You killed me papi!" The 13 year old son screams,

"Today you die too!" Miguel fires a shot into the little boys skull.

The story is featured all over the news. He is dubbed "The Halloween Deviant." Miguel is captured the next week and recieves the death penalty.

but this is not the end of our story, rather the beginning of an epic saga. for, you see, that 13 year old boy who, incidentally, used to wet the bed and wear dresses, did not die from that point blank shotgun blast to the head. permanantly disfigured, severly brain damaged, and now without even a pathetic role model for a father, the boy became a deranged shutin.

seeking acceptance, the boy turned to the only medium where he could possibly 'show his face' without gasps of horror - the internet. fancying himself a writer, the boy began an obessive campaign of spamming forums with his homoerotic ramblings............have you guessed that boys name yet?

[Jeff Limpio]

Originally Posted by TacoSusio

............have you guessed that boys name yet?

correct susio...it is not a boys, it's a girl and here she is at the blossoming of her womanhood. Here name is ShiTversBlood a.k.a. ShiTvers a.k.a. now Fallenaway17.

[Gag]

Don't fuck with Miguel, neg rep for that pointless post cockknuckles.

[Treacherous Shizzle]

ThaT StorY WaS WeaK.