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Old 07-23-2005, 09:50 AM   #1
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How do you give a shotgun?

Okay, so for most of the 4 years I've been smoking, it's been at school where the only people I had to smoke with were people I got smoking, or by myself. Now that I'm home my best friend's boy is on a blunt kick, and there's usually her, her boy, me, and the guy I'm fucking. They're all really good at this shotgun thing and I just keep staring at it like, "If I put the burning end in my mouth, I'm going to end up with a burnt mouth." They have no desire to teach me because they know how clumsy I am and I think the boys just like making my best friend give them to me cause we're both chicks. So can you guys tell me how I can teach myself to give a shotgun? Like, should I start by trying to do it with a cigarette and go from there? Please don't laugh at me, I feel like a n00b as it is cause of this and now that they're smoking blunts every night I feel even more retarded.
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Old 07-23-2005, 09:52 AM   #2
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Re: How do you give a shotgun?

take a joint, light it, put the cherry end in your mouth making a seal around the joint. Now with the joint in your mouth blow on it so the smoke goes out and the other person sucks it in either throught thier nose or mouth. Thats the way i do it anyways...
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Old 07-23-2005, 09:54 AM   #3
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Re: How do you give a shotgun?

...wait...do your two guy friends give EACH OTHER shotguns?

That's more faggity tahn anything man, shot guns are kind of an intimate thing once I think about it.

The key is to giving a shotgun is to have it at the right lenght, not too long taht it'll burn the back of your throat, not too short it will burn your lips.

So when you get don't smoking about 1/4-1/3rd of the blunt, you can start giving shot guns, when putting it in your mouth, just remember to try to keep it in the middle of your mouth so your toung and shit don't burn and make an air tight seal with your lips...and than blow out pretty much.
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Old 07-23-2005, 09:54 AM   #4
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Re: How do you give a shotgun?

I know how to do it... I just don't want to burn the shit out of my mouth because it seems inevitable.

Edit: Tomo, no, they don't give them to each other. Usually my best friend gives them to the boys and our respective boys give them to us, but I want to learn to give them cause I feel stupid in the process cause I can't give them.
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Re: How do you give a shotgun?

You gotta take it with the territory.

I bet alot of us were scared we were going to burn our thumbs when we first started doing the bowls man.

Just remember place ment man..you'll burn yourself but it won't be too bad unless the cherry DIRECTLY TOUCHES YOUR LIPS. other than that it's good.
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Old 07-23-2005, 09:58 AM   #6
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Re: How do you give a shotgun?

just try it with an unlit cig first, and practice keeping it in the middle of your mouth, maybe try it while high so you can practice that too. just get the feel of where it is so it dont burn you and you'll be fine
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Old 07-23-2005, 10:23 AM   #7
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Re: How do you give a shotgun?

They make these bpttels you can put a joint in and squeeze it I think It's called a power hitter
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Old 07-23-2005, 12:02 PM   #8
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Re: How do you give a shotgun?

i'd be happy to show you
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Re: How do you give a shotgun?

Um, but since you can't, you could explain to me. I just can't seem to let myself put a burning thing in my mouth, it seems so counterintuitive.
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Old 07-23-2005, 12:06 PM   #10
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Re: How do you give a shotgun?

Originally Posted by Tomohiro
...wait...do your two guy friends give EACH OTHER shotguns?

That's more faggity tahn anything man, shot guns are kind of an intimate thing once I think about it.

The key is to giving a shotgun is to have it at the right lenght, not too long taht it'll burn the back of your throat, not too short it will burn your lips.

So when you get don't smoking about 1/4-1/3rd of the blunt, you can start giving shot guns, when putting it in your mouth, just remember to try to keep it in the middle of your mouth so your toung and shit don't burn and make an air tight seal with your lips...and than blow out pretty much.
me and my friends give shotguns all the time. that has nothing to do with intimacy, it's about not being a bitch and getting high. not to mention we don't do it in a homosexual way like you probably do.
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Old 07-24-2005, 01:31 AM   #13
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Old 07-24-2005, 07:22 AM   #14
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Re: How do you give a shotgun?

old friends and i figured a way to do it totally hetero. would of been much better to skip the hetero and have chicks do it for us though
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Old 07-24-2005, 09:56 AM   #15
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Re: How do you give a shotgun?

It's only intimate if you think of it in an intimate way...
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Re: How do you give a shotgun?

Originally Posted by da420
It's only intimate if you think of it in an intimate way...
are you then implying tomhiro is thinking gay/dirty thoughts about men and shotguns?
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Old 07-24-2005, 10:23 AM   #17
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Re: How do you give a shotgun?

Yes...that damn bi-sexual asian...don't get pissed tomo...we all know you do...
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Re: How do you give a shotgun?

i wouldn't ask negligent this question
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Re: How do you give a shotgun?

Okay, I managed to give one last night. My best friend has decided we're just going to smoke a blunt every time we're alone until I have it down. Her boyfriend is pissed he doesn't get to watch, but I was telling her about you guys and we might take some pics of a sesh once I have it down.

And you guys need to find some chicks to smoke with regularly.
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Re: How do you give a shotgun?

its easy and youy wont burn your mouth
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Re: How do you give a shotgun?

the way i prefer doin it is that whoever i'm givin it to or receivin it from make like an open fist, kinda like if you were jackin off haha, n link the pinkies so it makes a tube shape n u get like a steamroller effect instead of smoke gettin wasted

and as far as not burnin urself wit the blunt, jus keep ur mouth open and your lips folded in, only time i've ever gotten burnt blowin shotties is when u use a roach.

make sure u blow the ash off the blunt before u put it in ur mouth to.

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i wouldn't ask negligent this question

wat's that supposed to mean..... maaann i'll blow you a shotgun that'll make u puke so don even try actin like i don know wat shotguns r about

n if ur tryin to make some kinda gay reference.... then u need to get ur mind off the cock n start thinkin a lil more strait cracka
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