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http://www.koat.com/news/13702516/detail.html


I mean come on,

"It's a teaching moment for us as parents," said Judy Kay, a social worker with Omaha's Child Saving Institute.

Kay said all parents feel a sort of secondary trauma when they hear about cases like the Plattsmouth boy. She said the incident is a reminder for parents to talk with kids about never climbing into appliances.

I think it is common sense to know not to climb into thing that you cook food in. what ever survival of the Fittest, boy who climbs into microwave does not grow up to have kids of his own.

Future of man 1, stupid kids 0

[Silent Steve]

dude he picked an awesome hiding spot!
3 fuckin hours!! And that's with the parents looking for him as well!
The kid had skills

[elroypornlab]

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Originally Posted by Silent Steve

dude he picked an awesome hiding spot!
3 fuckin hours!! And that's with the parents looking for him as well!
The kid had skills

well when ya put it that way I guess we lost a hide and seeker for the special Olympic team, our loss but I think the Americans will recover in time to beat down the retarded competition.

[FilLaB0NGo7]

hell yeah, I used to hide in the dryer.

[AnnonUSA]

How the fuck does a kid fit in a Microwave? Was this one of Hitler's old Microwaves?

I don't buy it. But if true Chalk one up for Darwin.

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Originally Posted by elroypornlab

It would have been more clever to post a trunk with a sticker on it that read some ridiculous location.

[FilLaB0NGo7]

haha, I remember chilling with my cousins back in the day, I was like 10, and they were 15, 16 and we convinced the oldest one to get in the trunk of the car, and then we went in the house for like 20minutes... Surprised he didn't suffocate... good times.

[scarymoose]

some cars come with buttons inside the trunk, so if you get trapped you can still get out

[Edubs]

Filla you have just identified two very bad ideas, what if the dryer turned on? imagine if you will the force of the spin forcing out all of the liquid in your body...

wait I have an Idea,

this is how to make a super hero with electric powers


Imagine if you will the situation of a child in the dryer and it being turned on.

now if you covered the said a child in woollies, or other things that conduct static electricity it could perhaps charge him with enough force that one touch could kill a person, provided he doesn't touch anything that would cause him to loose his charge.

if this theory is correct than we could make an army of tiny children trained to hug and thus by hugging people transfer the electric charge to the target without anyone even noticing, it is the perfect assassin.

we would have to test it out on mall Santas until we get the mix of wool and time spinning down, we could be onto the next generation in warfare.

[FilLaB0NGo7]

the dryer opens with little force.

[Edubs]

wel this is true but what if it was Hitler's dryer like the microwave annon mentioned earlier, you were playing with death man.

[FilLaB0NGo7]

I also remember when I was like 10, 11, my teacher was throwing our class a party or something and he had a bunch of us go to the cafeteria and into the back where they have a huge fridge like the size of my bedroom and the door closed behind us and I didnt see a handle so my claustrophobia kicks in, then I realize if you lean on the door it opens up.

[Edubs]

yeha at the bass I used to work at in the kitchen they have one that locks and you can't open it from the inside, I suppose to deter thieves and the like guess what they keep in there?

thats right they keep all the icecream in there, I don';t know why as of yet but it usually is locked, and has an officer standing around it most of the time,

[Edubs]

gentle men, we now have a prototype of the Tesla assassin, please this is only a prototype the others will have much more detail.

[TheDriver]

I remember punky brewster hid in a refrigerator once during a game of hide and go seek and she almost dies.