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You'd be surprised how many people don't give The Finger correctly. Save yourself from unnecessary embarrassment by going over these few simple steps.
Be Strong. Be Proud. Then Flip. Remember: You are the master of your own bird.


1)Extend either arm at an approximate 90° angle to the body.

2) Bend arm at the elbow. Position it parallel to the body, forming three sides of a perfect square.

3) Close palm tightly.

4) Fiercely upturn digit between pointer and ring finger.

5) Hold approximately 10 seconds to a minute for emphasis.

[scarymoose]

+1
sometimes i forget how to flip off people and this is very helpful

[suqmeyemuff]

Heh heh, that was great. Do you remember the first time you discovered the middle finger? I do. I was in kindergarten and I was showing this one kid which finger my mother broke trying to punch out my brother (the wily little mother fucker ducked) and he told me I shouldn't use that finger because it meant the F word.

I learned what the word "gaylord" the next week when Greg touched Alex's ass in the sandbox.

[ßü††|맧]

Originally Posted by suqmeyemuff

Heh heh, that was great. Do you remember the first time you discovered the middle finger? I do. I was in kindergarten and I was showing this one kid which finger my mother broke trying to punch out my brother (the wily little mother fucker ducked) and he told me I shouldn't use that finger because it meant the F word.

I learned what the word "gaylord" the next week when Greg touched Alex's ass in the sandbox.

We just may have a new quality member.
+1

[AnnonUSA]

Originally Posted by suqmeyemuff

Heh heh, that was great. Do you remember the first time you discovered the middle finger? I do. I was in kindergarten and I was showing this one kid which finger my mother broke trying to punch out my brother (the wily little mother fucker ducked) and he told me I shouldn't use that finger because it meant the F word.

I learned what the word "gaylord" the next week when Greg touched Alex's ass in the sandbox.

Where the fuck did you go to Kindergarten?

[suqmeyemuff]

Originally Posted by AnnonUSA

Where the fuck did you go to Kindergarten?

Your mom's house.

I'm just kidding. I'm sure your mom is a very handsome woman.

I did school in Concord, CA. My high scool was a supposed to be a temperary building built in the 1950's, just until they could build the real school. Anyone else been to school in Concord? I'll shit a brick if anyone here knows me.

[suqmeyemuff]

Oh yeah, Annon, sorry I didn't even remember to answer your question. I went to Monte Garden's Elementary. My principal, Mrs. Blankenship, was Lance Blankenship's (from the Oakland A's) mother. Every year we would have "Lance Blankenship Day," where he would come and take pictures and sign autographs. It was $1 for a Polaroid with him and $2 for an autographed Polaroid. Think I have one somewhere, but I don't have a clue why because I fucking hate baseball. He was a renter from the p@rn shop where I worked.

[AnnonUSA]

You worked in a Porn shop?

[suqmeyemuff]

Yes, free rentals and everything.

[FilLaB0NGo7]

thats fucking retarded.

[The_Egg]

Lance Blankenship charged money to give kids his name on a photo in his own moms school? what a cocksucker, reminds me of our home town hero everyone hates Derek Jeter. God i hate that son of a bitch.

[AnnonUSA]

It's easy to hate anyone wearing Yankee Pinstripes....

[The_Egg]

Originally Posted by AnnonUSA

It's easy to hate anyone wearing Yankee Pinstripes....

+1

[suqmeyemuff]

Originally Posted by The_Egg

Lance Blankenship charged money to give kids his name on a photo in his own moms school?

If he kept the money, it would be hilarious that he very well could have spent it on spank.

[taco]

wtf, how did I miss this?