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Old 02-27-2008, 12:35 AM   #1
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How to handle an annoying passenger on an airplane.
Do as follows:

1. Quietly and calmly open up your laptop case.

2. Remove your laptop.

3. Start up.

4. Make sure the person annoying you can see the screen.

5. Close your eyes,tilt your head towards the sky, and move your lips as if you're praying.

6. Hit this link, http://boortz.com/mp3/archive/countdown.swf.
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Old 02-27-2008, 01:41 AM   #2
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Re: How to handle an annoying passenger on an airplane.
Yeah, then either an Air marshal shoots you in the fucking head, or 8 passengers jump your ass destroying your laptop and you.
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Old 02-27-2008, 03:53 AM   #3
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Re: How to handle an annoying passenger on an airplane.
7. - Prepare your black and blue body for 5 or 6 hours of the deepest cavity search in history by the authorities once you reach your destination.
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Old 02-27-2008, 04:18 AM   #4
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Re: How to handle an annoying passenger on an airplane.
I would imagine the passengers would beat him to death so he could avoid that erotic fun.
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Old 02-27-2008, 04:45 AM   #5
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Re: How to handle an annoying passenger on an airplane.
After the time ran out and nothing happened I think it would be obvious it was a joke.

Personally I'd find it hilarious (even if I was a passenger), if some asshole who watched United 93 too many times had a hard time taking the joke and attacked me, I could use the laptop as a weapon.
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Old 02-27-2008, 07:49 AM   #6
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Re: How to handle an annoying passenger on an airplane.
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After the time ran out and nothing happened I think it would be obvious it was a joke.

Personally I'd find it hilarious (even if I was a passenger), if some asshole who watched United 93 too many times had a hard time taking the joke and attacked me, I could use the laptop as a weapon.
First off. It would be apparent that it was a joke. Secondly, anyone who did some shit like that is a fuckin idiot.
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Old 02-27-2008, 10:01 AM   #7
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Re: How to handle an annoying passenger on an airplane.
Do it and tell me how it goes Gag...
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Old 02-27-2008, 11:49 AM   #8
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Re: How to handle an annoying passenger on an airplane.
LOLOL SCARYMOOSE JR! This "it's just a joke" story reminds me of another "its just a joke" story from scarymoose. I bet gag would also blame the people because "it was just a joke". "THOSE PEOPLE WERE DUMB AND THOUGHT I WAS SERIOUS OMG, WHAT A BUNCH OF IDIOTS THAT CANT TAKE A JOKE, ITS THEIR FAULT. WHY WOULD THEY TAKE THAT SERIOUSLY?????" "THAT GUY WAS DUMB, HE CLOSED THE DOOR AND LOCKED IT BEFORE I COULD TELL HIM ITS A JOKE, DONT PEOPLE KNOW WHEN YOU SAY SOMEBODY GOT STABBED YOUR NOT SUPPOSED TO BELIEVE THEM? GEEZ FUCKING IDIOTS, Y CANT PEOPLE B SMART LIKE ME?"
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Old 02-27-2008, 12:56 PM   #9
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Re: How to handle an annoying passenger on an airplane.
Someone needs to find the old Scarymoose Joke thread....
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Old 02-27-2008, 01:05 PM   #10
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Re: How to handle an annoying passenger on an airplane.
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Old 02-28-2008, 09:04 PM   #11
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Re: How to handle an annoying passenger on an airplane.
Twisted...but but in a funny twisted way.
I'm flying out on Tuesday. I have this ritual when I fly since 9-11. When I get to the airport and we're standing around waiting to board the flight I go up to the biggest guy there and say, "Ya know, if something happens on this flight I expect you to do something about it." I then start laughing because a strange look comes over their face. Seems simple enough but it works for me.
One time this guy ended up sitting right across from me and we cracked up the entire flight picking on some of the other passengers and our suspicions just for kicks.
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Old 02-28-2008, 09:27 PM   #12
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Re: How to handle an annoying passenger on an airplane.
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LOLOL SCARYMOOSE JR! This "it's just a joke" story reminds me of another "its just a joke" story from scarymoose. I bet gag would also blame the people because "it was just a joke". "THOSE PEOPLE WERE DUMB AND THOUGHT I WAS SERIOUS OMG, WHAT A BUNCH OF IDIOTS THAT CANT TAKE A JOKE, ITS THEIR FAULT. WHY WOULD THEY TAKE THAT SERIOUSLY?????" "THAT GUY WAS DUMB, HE CLOSED THE DOOR AND LOCKED IT BEFORE I COULD TELL HIM ITS A JOKE, DONT PEOPLE KNOW WHEN YOU SAY SOMEBODY GOT STABBED YOUR NOT SUPPOSED TO BELIEVE THEM? GEEZ FUCKING IDIOTS, Y CANT PEOPLE B SMART LIKE ME?"
Yes, I am a firm believer anyone who cannot handle a simple joke should be dropped to their knees and shot in the fucking head.
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Re: How to handle an annoying passenger on an airplane.
I fly to Phoenix every now and then ... I have a best friend in the next town over, and its like a 7 hour flight. I always cross my fingers and hope to God I get a cool person next to me.

I hate getting stuck with the wrinkly old men that smell funny. Or the drooling snorers.... lol I am always tempted to aim spit balls at them .... ha ha ha
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Re: How to handle an annoying passenger on an airplane.
Considering how horrific 911 was, I find it in very bad taste to fuck around like that on an airplane.

Anyone dumb enough to do it, deserves whatever the consequences are. I have a mean right hook, anyone dare play a joke like that on me and it will be lights out for them ... LOL
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Re: How to handle an annoying passenger on an airplane.
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Yes, I am a firm believer anyone who cannot handle a simple joke should be dropped to their knees and shot in the fucking head.
That's a bit extreme...but if you're only joking I'd go along with that.
I guess that's what Elmer Fudd would of done had he ever got the chance with Bugs. The cartoonists just didn't swing the pen his way.
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