[highgirly420]

For real, I went to my cousin's house last nite around 9 o'clock to get a half of shutta.

aND ON MY WAY BACK i'M DRIVING DOWN THE PARK WAY at like 47 the speed limit is 45.

And one light before my freeway exit,I'm can see a total green lightt,this insanely drunk

and drugged out bastard stepped right in front of me as I was comming up to the light.

There was a crosswalk and shit . At 11 at nite,on a dark road on a green light I

wouldn't step out into traffic..Anyhow my tires came screaching to a halt about 1 ft

before the crosswalk.And this stupid mother fucker just stands there like a deer in the

head lights and won't move. I'm telling him go dammnit,and waving for him to go.

He just stood there in his fuckin stupor for a few ,then looks up at the light ,and I

screamed "yea you dumb mofucka it's green!"SO he finally looked at me looked at the

light again, then fianlly started stumbling his way back across the street.

IOt really twisted up my mind for a few minutes tho, I could have killed tyhat

guy, My cadillac is a heavy bitch,and totally hard to stop. Luckily I had gotten my

brakes fixed last week,or he would have been a goner.Ewwww and it would have

been so gross,my windows were down ther would have been chunks of crackhead

flying everywhere lol.


you guys think I would have got vehicular, for hitting him?

[smokeythebear]

i dont think you would, because he was breaking the law by being drunk in public

[Saint-Sage]

Thats funny as hell...er..I mean thats horrible! Glad you didn't smear him, but I have this hilarious image of you waving frantically and getting more pissed as the guy stood there...

[highgirly420]

lol I was getting pissed,I was in a hurry to get home and comence smoking..lol

Its's funny today,last nite it kinda creeped me out for a few minutes..lol

[TheBagman]

damn that was you girly? sooory...

[sticky]

You stole my line well the first bit anyways I wasnt drunk but stoned by your good lukes lol

[Spakle]

Shit, something like that happened to me.
I was driving home after celebrating the last day of school, like woohoo! i'm donE!
and this fucking crackhead woman (literally) was walking through the street hella slow, and I couldnt see her cause it was hella dark, and she was wearing dark clothesand she was black, so fuck! i almost hit her while she was in the middle of the intersection.... wtf?! eh, i didnt hit her tho so i'm happy... kinda

[stoned jude]

that happened to my dad when i was a kid. some drunk old guy strepped out in front of our car and my dad killed him. thats all i remember. other day my car broke at Wendy's and hubby(driving) and i was pushing it to jupt start it and some hungry fuck almost ran me down

[elroypornlab]

Yuo would of been alright next time just plow the crack head over

[highgirly420]

^^^Duse I dont know if I could live with my self,killing someone unintentionaly. However intentionaly is a different story..BWUUUAAAHAAAAHAAAAA!


And lol stickyfingers..I love cheesy lines,I had a whole thread pof em at the place we don't speak of...

and DA420,had I knew it would have been you,I would have just hit you and took your wallett lol..

thats way crazy about your dad jude,my ex step dad hit this retarded kid who was going cross the street to feed his dog,and killed him,when they were driving drunk,it was back in the 70's tho so they didnt get into much trouble.I couldn't have lived with myself..
[quote=Sparkle420 wtf?! eh, i didnt hit her tho so i'm happy... kinda[/quote]

Lmfao!

[Hokembokem]

awww shit son

[TheBagman]

Originally Posted by highgirly420

and DA420,had I knew it would have been you,I would have just hit you and took your wallett lol..

that shit is hot!